• So my friends (there 6 of us) we had an apple and a string, so out of bordom I was talking about firefly. Then I told them, all about how River has food on a string on a stick and she had to bite it. She said- 'My food is problematic...' So one of my friends took my string and apple and tied them together. For the rest of the lunch period (like retards) we launched ourselves at the apple trying to get a bite. I have a gap in my teeth making it harder to bite the apple, but when I finally got a turn with the fresh apple (the other one was malled...) I got to catch it with my fangs (which were recently filed down... but have 'grown' back) I was able to take about a fist size bite out of the apple. It was fun. Especially the things we said like: "I don't like this game!" or "AH! Watch the way your launching, Its bite the apple, NOT the eye!!!" It was fun...