X'MAS 2014 Circe's Trials: Multi-week Contest

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2. My Collection of Books About Dragons: FAILURE  

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3. An Actual Goddamn Dragon: SUCCESS  

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4. A Lifetime Supply of Printer Ink: SUCCESS  

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5. A Wonderfully Soft Blanket: SUCCESS  

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6. Cool Sunglasses: SUCCESS  

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7. A Box of Biscuits, a Box of Biscuit Mix, and a Biscuit Mixer: FAILURE  

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8. All of the Video Games I Own: SUCCESS  

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9. My Cat: SUCCESS  

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10. A Printed Collection of Old Proto-Memes: SUCCESS  

[theCorniest]

"Well, my dear..."

Most of what I set out to find you, I have obtained and brought back. I'm not entirely sure where the dragon came from, honestly, and the art object is more of a gag gift, and a lot of these are more indicative of my tastes than yours, I must admit... but here they are. This whole last-minute gift shopping at nine in the morning thing was probably not that great an idea. And, you will let me visit my cat, right? She doesn't do too well if I'm not around, she might die of heartbreak... like, for real. She's getting kind of old.

There's a gif hidden in that last post, too - hm? What do you mean, what do I mean?  

[theCorniest]

"As you wish..."

Well, the cat seems fond of the Art Object, at least.
(Sorry for the lack of quality - 3DS is the only camera I've got atm :Ia)

 

[StarieMichie]

"As you wish..."

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Rolled Items: A Silver Coin, A Gold Coin, A Unicorn Carved of Stone, A Decorative Cage, and Polyhedrons of Chance. (Yes, those are real gold and silver coins. No, the Packet of Sea Monkeys didn't make the final cut.)
Extra Decorative Items: Ribbon (plaid), Ribbon (orange), Red Scarf, Wooden Bowl.

 

[Gaufre]

"Well, my dear..."

Christmas morning, I woke up and began to get ready, which included brushing my hair and applying product. Sometime shortly after, I fell asleep and woke up under our Christmas tree with my hair products, my doll, and several candy-canes and ornaments around me. You see, I'm quite fond of eggnog and had a bit too much the eve before the big day.

Tired, disheveled, and confused, I grabbed what I could for your gift and made some coffee. I can't help but be honest.  

[Gaufre]

"As you wish..."

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He'll protect you against bad hare days and spliced ends this new years.  

[~Twilight...Angel~]

"Well, my dear..."

I certainly tried my best at everything I was getting got you my dear sea-witch. I was only able to come away with three of the ten diamonds, but they are certainly not short of glamorous! At the first one I thought it would all be a pretty simple job. But right off the bat they proved to be difficult. The first five proving that I had no idea what I was thinking at all. Tripped an alarm with the first one, which was certainly no fun to have to outrun all those people coming at me! At the second one, there were dogs... I didn't think much of them as I went to do a flip over them... But... I remembered that I wasn't very acrobatic as I was mid flip and ended up landing on one of the dogs tails. He certainly didn't appreciate it and woke up the rest of the lot! I got out of there before there were any people even alerted to my presence. The third, forth and fifth had much of the same. Tripping various alarms and bells. On the sixth I was finally able to get something for you! It was pretty miraculous tht I was actually able to come out with something! The next was rather downplayed on the outside... But there were far too many inside and around the next diamond. I wasn't able to even get near enough the diamond to think about how I was to take it! But all in all, I'm happy with the three that I was able to get away with! It was a long and hard ordeal, but it was fun! And I got the chance to travel while I was looking for the best of the best diamonds to snag for you and your collections. I hope that you like them all!