Short People Club -- Needs a better name :C - APPLY NOW!

[Naked Satan]

Short Peeps Club
(please post ideas for new names)
Ankle Biters?
Miniature Monstrosities?

Are you short? This is the place for you! Do you wish you were short? Come on in! Do you like short people? Join us! We have cookies after all.

Location: The Playground (or somewhere else small)

Species Allowed: any and all

Activities:
♣ Praising short people!
♣ Talking about short things!
♣ Complaining about tall people and things!
♣ please suggest more!

Meeting Times: The short people club meets every Curseday at four in the afternoon.  

[Naked Satan]

Member List:

Raziel (Naked Satan) -- Leader
Chuppi (Rown) -- Poster Child
Belladonna (AyeAvast) -- Enthusiast
Figg (Mouse) -- Complainer
Leo (Quirm) -- Orator

 

[AyeAvast]

ALRIGHT. Belladonna will join. ONLY so she can hang out Chuppi and everyone else.
And... she wants to play on the playground too. She'll impress everybody with her ability to walk on the monkey bars in heels.

ALSO. Maybe the short people club will have to, yanno, hide from Len and/ or give him lots of hugs??

Edit: Belladonna can be the playground enthusiast? I really don't know. Make something up? XD  

[cibarium]

Figg is only here to complain about the Big and Talls. >:[  

[Quirm]

Leo would like to join and convince more people on the wonders of being short vertically challenged!