I recently messaged my favorite brother and then I had a dream that we both went to visit my mom. She lived way out in the country and when we were almost there we got distracted by a giant land tortoise in a ditch. We got to her house and insisted she come with us to see it. When we came back he was walking along the ditch but there was a huge dip full of water and we had to pull him out so he wouldn't drown. We followed him down the road and he lead us to an open watery field with more tortoises like him hanging out. But to the far left there was a rustic punk amusement park. They were playing Dare to be Stupid and the TMNT theme song. I was like " JJ! It's the secret base of the teenage mutant ninja turtles! He didn't even waste time responding to me. He was opening the huge metal doors to get in and we both got in line for the main major ride. It was like we were kids again. The park was true 90s TMNT style.
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