EASTER 2018: ROOSTRO CYOA

[Your Little Phony]

. ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T .
♥ Round 6 ends 11.59pm PST, 9th May 2019 - you may revise your entry before the deadline.
♥ Unlike Star Stally's CYOA, you are in a common space with other people and Phonies!
You may RP with others if you'd like, but please make sure you ultimately select an action to proceed.

With your efforts trying to contain the giant aggressive Phony, you've given the cavalry enough time to arrive:
they are a bunch of security Phonies in riot gear, with an arsenal of weaponry.
Who knew Phonyland had so many backup Phonies?

Fireflight have approved your participation given your involvement with the on-going crisis,
and you receive brusque nods from security to join in.

In one direction is a crew with a giant lasso, having hooked it around one angry stomping hoof,
in a tug-o-war with the rampaging monster.

In another direction, Phonies with large bazookas, pelting the creature with ball pit balls you've seen in PH0NY'S.

The last bunch are struggling to direct a gigantic vacuum, pushing it to angle towards the massive pegasus.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
1. Heave-ho with the rope crew
2. Get baller with a BP (ball pit) Gun
3. Shoop first, ask questions later with the vacuum

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ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 1. Heave-ho with the rope crew / 2. Get baller with a BP (ball pit) Gun / 3. Shoop first, ask questions later with the vacuum
(Please delete whichever choice is not applicable.)

[ RP response here; remember you cannot dictate other people's/Phonies'/NPC reactions! ]

[size=20][b]ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T[/b][/size]
[b]I CHOOSE TO: 1. Heave-ho with the rope crew / 2. Get baller with a BP (ball pit) Gun / 3. Shoop first, ask questions later with the vacuum[/b]
(Please delete whichever choice is not applicable.)

[ RP response here; remember you cannot dictate other people's/Phonies'/NPC reactions! ]

 

[Your Little Phony]

ROUND 6: START!

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Syrcaid

Alanna the Pirate Queen

Tristam Lockhart

Erina_Nobara

Ruriska

Fea Line

Gl!tch~

 

[Fea Line]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 2. Get baller with a BP (ball pit) Gun
HAH!

They were trying to contain this giant chicken pony with just that? Aegis sighed and rolled her eyes. At this rate, this giant thing really was going to stomp around phonyland and smash people.

Not that Aegis cared.

But she didn't wanna get stomped either.

Rolling her eyes, the filly charged over towards those with the ball pit guns and wrestled one away from one of the guards and began to try and aim it herself. Maybe after this they'd let her into Phonyland Security, she'd be totally baller. They'd be silly to say no!  

[Erina_Nobara]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 3. Shoop first, ask questions later with the vacuum


Finally they had corralled the giant chicken. Erina gave a firm nod to the other security phonies. She had the approval of Fireflight, and she knew what she had to do! She was going to assist! But how? She wasn't really sure how the vacuum was going to help, but.....oh what the heck? She grabbed onto the giant vacuum and directed it at chicken-zilla. Shoop first, ask questions later!!! Maybe the vaccuum was big enough to suck the chicken in? She could always hope. Then it would be contained and the citizens would be safe!  

[Syrcaid]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 1. Heave-ho with the rope crew

Live didn't have the strength to use the gun or to hold the bazooka. All that was left to do was to help with the rope.

"Where were all these people when we needed them?" she groaned, looking for a spot on the long rope. "I hope this rope is enough to hold!"

She opened up her purse and put on her gloves. Yes, a lady had to have her gloves. She didn't want blisters... you know, because hooves got blisters. Totally.  

[Ruriska]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 1. Heave-ho with the rope crew
Oathkeeper ducked and weaved, kicked and reared, and generally just harassed the giant chicken fellow until backup arrived. Not that she needed it. Given a few more minutes and the chance to fight on her own, this could have been sorted but here they were and tactics had to change.

She galloped straight up to the rope crew, taking her place beside one of the young fillies (a true lady, judging by the hoof gloves) and took up the slack. Oathkeeper wrapped the rope around her shoulders and looped it around her legs, then she dug in her hooves and leant her considerable strength to controlling the rampaging beast.  

[Gl!tch~]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 3. Shoop first, ask questions later with the vacuum

It looked like it was wrangling time! All sorts of phonies were making all sorts of efforts, and she was still a part of the damage control crew. Options, options... The rope seemed like a good idea, but the giant vacuum seemed....like an once in a lifetime opportunity. Now that might actually be worth the admission price alone!  

[Tristam Lockhart]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 2. Get baller with a BP (ball pit) Gun



Dropping the grass clippings, Bokeh bolted, wondering where all these phonies had been like....twenty minutes ago.

He stared at his options. Well he wasn't strong enough to make a difference on the rope...and rope burn also sucked. AAAAnd that giant vacuum was a wild card even he couldn't make heads or tails of. Like...they weren't fighting giant dust bunny phonies!

.....He hope he never met a giant dust bunny phony in his life.

So that left the ball bazookas. He got one from the security phonies and began aiming for the chicken phony's hooves, hoping that cartoon logic continuo to work on this weird day.  

[Alanna the Pirate Queen]

ROUND 6: COCKADOODLE-DON'T
I CHOOSE TO: 3. Shoop first, ask questions later with the vacuum
(Please delete whichever choice is not applicable.)

Hijinks stops in her tracks as she spots the team of swat phony arriving on scene. Ugh... the brass... always gotta be just a little extra... she grummbled to herself as she watch them begin a variety of completely ridiculous activities. Ropes? Ball pit balls? That was all they had to offer? It wasn’t until she spotted the foam vacuum that she realized what was REALLY important. Scrambling over, Jinx three her whole tiny body into the throng supporting the vacuum.  

[Your Little Phony]

. GO GO PHONY RANGERS .
Everyone alongside Phony security have proven too much for this runaway fowl - slowly, but surely, like a terrible movie,
the giant c**k-Phony screeches and falls, before being shooped with a meaty 'shonk' noise.
He flails a little as his rotund side sticks to the vacuum's mouth, making more angry chickeny noises.

It is then that a large shadow falls upon all participants.

Upon looking up, one would see the awesome visage of a massive Ph0ny, except it is balanced upon two hind limbs, ominously bipedal.

The Ph0ny mecha leans down, inciting the overwhelming sound of metal upon metal.
Phonies and people alike can only watch, jaws hanging, as Ph0ny plucks the oversized Phony
from the vacuum, and holds it at arms-length like a naughty child.
(Sharp-eyed viewers may see a control pod in the upper levels of the mecha, the familiar silhouette
of Phonyland's major domo, Silent Quill, grimly shifting levers within.)

Ph0ny folds its limbs to hold the chicken-Phony under its arm, and stomps carefully off
through the wide Phony City streets back to the Admin area.

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