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My name is Dom (Short for Dominic)
That's it really sorry =P
oh try this
Pick the month during which you were born:
January - I tickled
February - I choked on
March - I rode
April - I mugged
May - I gave it to
June - I shanked
July - I assaulted
August - I horribly maimed
September - I took it from
October - I took a bet from
November - I ended my life with
December - I partied with
Now, pick the day on which you were born:
1 - a gobstopper
2 - a f*****t
3 - a Holocaust survivor
4 - a pony tail
5 - the Lord of the Rings
6 - a Japanese schoolgirl
7 - a tranny
8 - Stalin
9 - a corkscrew
10 - an empty bottle of Cristall
11 - a gang of hookers
12 - Bob Marley
13 - a homicidal world leader
14 - the Backstreet Boys
15 - my fatass self
16 - my lottery winning
17 - a huge ***** ring
18 - a group of gay rights activists
19 - small, cute animals
20 - some fat and ugly gamer chick
21 - my grandparents
22 - a handsome stranger
23 - my wife of eight years
24 - the Pope
25 - a group of angry Mexicans
26 - two turntables and a microphone
27 - my baby' daddy
28 - Weird Al.
29 - a rotting corpse
30 - a happy, picnicking family
31 - Terri Schiavo
Now, pick the color shirt you are wearing:
White - on my way to the whorehouse.
Black - while your mom watched.
Grey - because I couldn't get anything else.
Red - because I had nothing better to do.
Orange - bent over like the f*****t I am.
Yellow - under the hot, Eastern sun.
Green - for a little over three hours.
Blue - with my five gay lovers.
Turquoise - because I am desperate.
Purple - because it made me look cool.
Pink - as a last resort.
Brown - because I am really, really gay.
Mixed - with your little sister.
Please comment tell me what you got
and now for my collection of funny boxes
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