• Dear Santa,
    I don't where you've been at,
    but lately you've gotten mighty fat.
    And I don't mean fat as in p-h-a-t,
    I mean that I'm dead if you sit down on me.

    So, this Christmas...
    Instead of cookies, chocolate, or candies,
    I decided to get you some other necessities.
    So I'll hand over the veggies with a grin, blaugh
    and soon you'll be so nice and thin!

    So Santa,
    This Christmas, the gift is for you,
    We'll make sure you're around until 2562,
    To share your gifts with all the kiddies,
    and finally fit down those chimnies!