- Title: My Eyes Hurt
- Artist: Nib Nibble
My art teacher is so weird.
Every morning she'd dress up like a Picasso orgasm to "represent" spring to get us out of the "cold winter mood". One day she asked us to draw rainbows and butterflies, so naturally I'd paint a murder scene. Suddenly, like in a badly-made 80's horror film, she dropped to the floor and died.
The doctors say it was the temperature, but I say she died from foolishness.
And no, this isn't a real story.
- Date: 12/28/2010
- Tags: eyes hurt
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