Welcome, welcome! Please, have a seat.
No, not THERE.
Next to the March Hare.
No, he's fine, he's just sleeping.
For god's sake. Have some tea.
No, no, I'll pour it. One lump or two?
Oh, don't be absurd. Lift your pinky!
Haven't you any manners at all? How do you like my hat?
I made it myself.
I say, let's sing a song, shall we?
Here, have another cup.
*Inspiration from the love of tea and Alice in Wonderlands Mad Hatter*