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[Yes, I made my own layout. xMrceRay made the banner. I'm getting better at coding.]<br />
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First off, I'm an internet loser. Don't be surprised if I start gluing funny captions to your cats. It would make me lol.<br />
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Ihavelotsofnames: Icer [first account], Dark Icer [first account's current name; not banned], Sir Icer [I'm also a Knight], Mr. Freezegood [for the kids], Garfield [nick-name from the bus], Little Ninja [yes I am; nick-name from school], Mega Midget [runescape, lawl], Apple What [moar runescape, xD], Apple [Short for Apple What], Number 6 [I'm not exactly sure..], Nobody [Nobody is perfect, so I'm nobody], Mr. Nobody[for the kids, again], Hot-Stuff [I've been told I am], MC Chipmunk [I made this when Miiikkkeee declared that he was MD Cheese], The Emo Kitten [Myspace], Natural Disaster [Myspace], The Kid Formally Known As Bob's Best Visible Friend [my invible friend Bob, I'm his best VISIBLE friend], Gen [Short for Generic], Generic [Short for Generic Individual], You [or, HAY, YOU!], Genid [Short for Generic Individual] or whatever else.<br />
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Most of my names were forced, not by my choice.<br />
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I have even more avatars. I'm liek, ADD when it come to my avi.<br />
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So. F:<br />
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My REAL name is Laurance. Yeah, don't call me that. Call me Garfield. Yeah, like the cat. Or the president. Word.<br />
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I anticipated your arrival. Now that I've creamed my pants you might wanna gimme what you came for bby.<br />
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I am literate. I truely hope you are too or I will completely ignore you. Hints: I, when by itself, should be capitalized as well as the first letter of the first word of your sentence. Sentences end with the following punctuation marks: ., ?, !.<br />
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I don't play on Gaia to be all fancy-smancy rich and what not. I like to forum post. H:<br />
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Yes, I rock at video games. No, I am NOT a nerd.<br />
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People label me as an emo. Wouldn't know why. *cries in corner*<br />
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Don't think I'm inconsiderate of people's feelings. I'm just not use to people WITH feelings.<br />
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I predict that I'm partly OCD. The weatherman predicted that it would be partly cloudy. It stormed. <br />
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Once, when I was young, me and my brother were racing. Running. I stopped, like almost on a dime, and stuck my foot out. He tripped. Flipped. Bruised. Me? I laughed. Ran. Laughed some more. <br />
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I like to talk. PM me. One day. <br />
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I don't like to donate. Anymore. It hasn't gotton me anywhere. <br />
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I was going to bot once. Lost the bot before I could use it. Don't ask how. <br />
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Bumping is stupid. When you post. Talk. <br />
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You will usually find me hanging out around the CB. I might lurk in other threads. Maybe even troll with mules in the GD. CB has been my home since early 'o7. <br />
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I LOVE to sleep naked. <br />
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Can you guess my favorite part of the female anatomy? <br />
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I'm straight. For the last time George Clooney, stop calling me. D: <br />
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Buy me things on my wishlist. Please. Pl0x? You won't. I know you won't. I mean, I'm freaking psychic. A pure master of the mind. Yeah. Reverse psychology. :/ <br />
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I love you. It's a freakin' fact. Too bad you aren't getting in my pants until after marriage. :I <br />
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MASTURBATE is a big word. HAWTLESBIANPORN is a bigger one. :/ <br />
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If I had three wishes, I would wish for:<br />
1) The power to control time.<br />
2) The power to alter anything in the universe.<br />
3) The power to teleport anywhere in the universe.<br />
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I love to make faces. On the internet. Not in real life. D: A description of my face in real life: i . i<br />
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I get pretty moody sometimes. You won't know.<br />
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I plan to grow up and become a dad. I don't really have a certain career in mind but I DO want to father children. :I<br />
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I think of myself as a Gangsta'. So Gangsta' that my alphabet soup spells "IHJ KJIODASE JFHIOX". Yeah. Believe it.<br />
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I can slam a revolving door. <br />
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I like it when girls think I'm cute. Not many do. D:<br />
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I like to wear black.<br />
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Santa Claus is actualy Satan. As a punishment, Satan MUST be nice, one day a year. So using black magic, he forces millions of parents to give in to commercialism and buy popular toys for their children. Then he steals them, and hand-delivers them on a demonic sleigh pulled by the remains of reindeer, one of which, has nose that is on fire.<br />
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I think religion is stupid. So I don't have one. I believe in reality. What's reality you ask? Why, it is what YOU believe as an individual. It gives me the freedom to be right about what believe as I choose. Nice, huh?<br />
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The letter Q is about as pointless as a see-through, bathing suit. D:<br />
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Guns don't kill people. Magic missles do.<br />
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BANG, you're dead.<br />
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I like the original 151 Pokemon. Also, I liked the first two seasons of Digimon. You know, before they sucked? Deal with it.<br />
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I regret every moment of my life. Not yours. Or ours.<br />
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I Need Tea, Itsy-Bitsy Hockey.<br />
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I dance when it's appropriate. So I dance in the shower.<br />
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4 x 4 = 2 x 8 = 16 = My Age<br />
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I've recently dicovered a problem I've had: I can't sing. xD<br />
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Likes:<br />
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Cats<br />
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Thunderstorms<br />
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Pie<br />
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Rain<br />
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The word, "Lawl."<br />
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Video games<br />
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Sleeping in<br />
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Forum whores<br />
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The Chatterbox<br />
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Pain in the most unusual forms<br />
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Broken things<br />
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Those lame, preset songs on keyboards<br />
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P.S.- Especialy The Entertainer.<br />
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People who give me cute nick-names<br />
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Stalkers<br />
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Peanut butter<br />
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Mustard<br />
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Oreos<br />
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The above three, but together<br />
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My best friend Mike<br />
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P.S.- Never look Mike in the eye, never deny him love, <br />
and always refer to him by one of HIS many names: <br />
Master Awsomeness, M. D. Cheese, Guy Sensai, MIIIKKKEEE (copyright of me),<br />
or The Broken Ninja.<br />
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Short people<br />
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Gaia<br />
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Fans<br />
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Random things<br />
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Pajamas<br />
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My awsome bunny slippers<br />
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P.S.- Their names are Taco and Paco.<br />
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My awsome Grunny slippers<br />
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P.S.- Named Blitz [ Short for Teh Blitzkrieg Bunneh ] and Rambo [ Short for Teh Rambunctious Rhabbit ].<br />
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Kazzy's awsome bunny slippers<br />
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P.S.- Named Sugah and Spyce<br />
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The color black<br />
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The number 13 <br />
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This face --> o 3o;<br />
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White text<br />
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Dislikes:<br />
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"Ill-litter-rats" and "baad spallers"<br />
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P.S.- This says, "Illiterates and bad spellers." <br />
Are you now sensing it's sarcastic inference?<br />
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Mean/rude/spoiled/snotty chicks.<br />
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Beautiful girls who think they are ugly.<br />
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Ugly girls who think they are beautiful.<br />
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People who squeal like little schoolgirls for American Idol<br />
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Girls who gossip.. a lot..<br />
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People who use hacks. /run n00bhack.exe Lawlawl.<br />
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Unflavored crackers<br />
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Pepsi products<br />
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P.S.- Except for Mountain Dew. Do the Dew!!<br />
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MySpace<br />
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My slight stuttering problem<br />
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Blacks.. Whites, Hispanics, and every other race. Equally.<br />
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Ramen noodles<br />
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No white-texting fools<br />
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A quiz for your liking:<br />
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1. Name: Laurance ____ Crowder [[ I hate my middle name. ]]<br />
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2. Birthday: 12/13/91<br />
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3. Birthplace: A hospital<br />
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4. Current Location: A big, gaping pit of hate.<br />
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5. Eye Color: Brown<br />
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6. Height: Like 5'5" or 5'7"<br />
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7. Right or Left Handed: Right<br />
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8. The Shoes You Wore Today: High-top converses<br />
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9. Your most Overused Phrase: Oh Snap<br />
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10. Thoughts First Waking Up: Again.. crap.<br />
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11. Your Best Physical Feature: My hair, it's all curly.<br />
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12. Your Bedtime: I don't sleep.<br />
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13. Your Most Missed Memory: When I first met her.<br />
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14. Your Fears: Living Forever, stinging insects, paralysis<br />
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15. Your Weakness: Chocolate, peanut butter, shiny things, and nice girls who think I'm cool...<br />
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16. Perfect Pizza: Big.<br />
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17. Which side of the pillow: The side that smells like me.<br />
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18. Favorite place: Refer to current location.<br />
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19. Applesauce or Pudding: APPLESAUCE!<br />
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20. Pepsi or Coke: Coke.<br />
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21. McDonald's or Burger King: McDONALD'S!! =D<br />
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22. Single or Group Dates: Single. I don't like orgys.<br />
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23. Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton..<br />
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24. Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate<br />
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25. Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee<br />
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26. Do you Smoke: No<br />
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27. Do you Swear: Usually no.<br />
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28. Do you Sing: LIKE $#!@ ;D<br />
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29. Do you Shower Daily: Never! D: Yes.<br />
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30. Have you Been in Love: I guess you could say that.<br />
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31. Going to College?: Maybe<br />
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32. Going to get Married: Hopefully to her.<br />
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33. Believe in yourself: Nope.. ^ ^<br />
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34. Get Motion Sickness: No<br />
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35. Think you are Attractive: No<br />
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36. Are you a Health Freak: No.<br />
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37. Get along with your Parents: A little<br />
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38. Like Thunderstorms: OMFG they turn me on.<br />
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39. Play an Instrument: Piano<br />
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40. Drank Alcohol: Yeah.. once. Who hasn't tried a sip of their dad's beer or took a shot?<br />
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41. Smoked: No<br />
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42. Been on Drugs: Drugs are for losers<br />
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43. Gone on a Date: Yea..<br />
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44. Gone to a Mall: Of course. I love GameStop and Hot Topic. Oh and Spencer's.<br />
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45. Eaten a box of Oreos: Yes. Many.<br />
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46. Eaten Sushi: Delish'<br />
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47. Been on Stage: No<br />
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48. Been Dumped: Ummm supposively..<br />
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49. Went Skinny Dipping: No<br />
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50. Stolen Anything: No<br />
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51. Ever been Drunk: Not really<br />
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52. Ever been called a Tease: Oh gawd.. Yes.<br />
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53. Ever been Beaten up: Punched in the face like 20 times... but I laughed everytime.. ^w^<br />
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54. Ever Shoplifted: No<br />
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55. How do you want to Die: With my true love...<br />
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56. You want to become a: Soldier of the U.S.<br />
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57. Country you want to visit: Ireland<br />
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In a Boy/Girl.. <br />
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58. Favorite Eye Color: Blue or green; Maybe brown.<br />
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59. Favorite Hair Color: Black, Dirty Blonde, or Brown.. Brunette pretty much.. or like Dark Blonde.. No brightness...<br />
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60. Short or Long Hair: Not like no hair short.. but other than that sure.. both..<br />
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61. Height: Mine.. or like close to it..<br />
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62. Weight: Not an elephant... but I don't care THAT much..though it could be pushed to an extent... >.<<br />
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63. Personality: Kind and sweet.. but also... freaky..<br />
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64. Best Clothing Style: Goth.. or like just lots of black and white... or maybe odd things like leggings and stuff. Wool legwarmers, short denim skirts, and a hoodie. Maybe some tight jeans, and a cute t-shirt.. <33<br />
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65. Number of CDs I own: I have no idea..<br />
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66. Number of Piercings: None..<br />
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67. Number of Tattoos: None.. But I want the Nintendo Gamecube Logo on my left shoulder and some DDR arrows on my back...<br />
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68. Number of things I Regret: 1; My life.. but only a little..<br />
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