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Artist Info: My name? HAH! Like I'm gonna tell you...aren't you people afraid of molestors and rapist and what not? 
 
I like games, music, electronicz, some anime, books, and some other crap I'm havin trouble rememberin... 
I'm weird. Deal with it. 
 
What? I'm mean? LOL, I knew that before you did!! > biggrin 
What? You don't Like my opinion? OPINIONS ARE LIKE NOSES...EVEYONE HAS ONE! 
 
 
Stuff I wish Gawd Didn't create? : 
*cheese sad 
*sisters 
*school 
*People who hate edward cullen XD(Yeah right) 
*People I dont like 
*stuff I dont like 0.o 
 
I'm freaky, sarcastic, ecentric, and some other big words that I'm sure some of you dont know the meaning of. Want to judge meh? Go ahead, too bad I don't care... razz 
 
Well that's about it. Enjoy my pro. 
 
 
Random Stuf...... 
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26 Things I Learnt From My Mother 
 
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 
 
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 
 
3. My mother taught me LOGIC. 
"Because I said so, that's why." 
 
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck, it won't be my fault!" 
 
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 
 
6. My mother taught me IRONY. 
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 
 
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 
 
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 
 
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 
 
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 
 
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 
 
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 
 
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 
"Stop acting like your father!" 
 
14. My mother taught me about ENVY. 
"Take a good look at those kids outside, 'cuz they have a life and you don't!" 
 
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 
"Just wait until we get home...!" 
 
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 
"You are going to get it when you get home!" 
 
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that 
way." 
 
18. My mother taught me MORE MEDICAL SCIENCE 
"Honey, ever thought about taking a brain scan?" 
 
19. My mother taught me HUMOR. 
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 
 
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 
 
21. My mother taught me GENETICS. 
"You're just like your father." 
 
22. My mother raught me USEFULLNESS. 
"Make your self usefull and get me some water!" 
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 
 
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 
 
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. 
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" 
 
26. My mother taught me about PRESSURE 
"Why can't you be more like the other kids?" 
 
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You know when you live in 2008 when... 
 
1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 
 
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 
 
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 
 
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 
 
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 
 
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 
 
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your 
friends. 
 
9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice no. 5. 
 
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a no. 5. 
 
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. 
 
 
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Girls 
are like 
apples on trees. 
The best ones are 
at the top of the tree.The 
boys don't want to reach 
for the good ones because they 
are afraid of falling and getting hurt. 
Instead, they just get the rotten apples 
from the ground that aren't as good, 
but easy. So the apples at the top think 
something is wrong with them, when in 
reality, they're amazing. They just 
have to wait for the right boy to 
come along, the one who's 
brave enough to 
climb all 
the way 
to the top 
of the tree 
 
 
"Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like kiss you or smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love.” -(Neil Gaiman)
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