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The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.<br />
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(actually Dr.Evil..but..i'm using it for nao..xD) - Avg. rating:
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- Painting And Drawing
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- Sunset
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- Marissa the G...
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I wanted to
call this
Healing Scars
are Now Opened
Wounds...but
there
wasn't
enough space.
Anyways, - Healing scars...
- Poetry And Lyrics
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This is the
first chapter
of The Death of
You. The other
one I wrote was
the prologue.
I'm
hopping - The Death of You
- Fiction
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