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  • Artist Info: Nin Nin!~<br />
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    Hiya, kya, kya! Welcome to my profile! I shall talk about myself now:<br />
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    I'm Korean.<br />
    I like the Cookie Monster.<br />
    I like soft pretzals.<br />
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    I is cosplaying Xion from Kingdom Hearts! I can't wait until KH 358/2 Days comes out. Xion is in that game, along with the rest<br />
    of the Organization! Yay! Go Org.!<br />
    NOTE- Just because I'm cosplaying Xion doesn't mean I LIKE her. She's just the easiest to cosplay. I haven't playing 358/2 Days yet, but Xion...er...she's a Mary Sue. An overly perfect b!tch. Someone from DeviantART posted a comic about her, and after reading it, I was like,"zOMG! That's so right!" Here's the link. Be sure to read the artist's comment.<br />
    http://risachantag.deviantart.com/art/KH-New-Organization-Member-102417025<br />
    I haven't played the game, so I don't know if I hate Xion or not. I wonder if it was worth changing my name with 40 k...?<br />
    EDIT* Okay, I literally played nonstop, so the game took me 5 days. (That's short for me, okay?!) ...I don't like Xion. But I don't hate her as much as I thought I would. I read a lot of reviews saying that she was terrible, so I got my expectations down so low that she wasn't as bad as I thought. But because <br />
    everything revolved around her, I couldn't really learn anything about the Org., aside from the fact that Demyx isn't really the sweet bumbling blond we all think he is. He's really lazy actually, and didn't care at all about all the members that died in Castle Oblivion, except that he had to do more missions. I didn't learn this from the story, I learned most of this from talking to him before going on missions.<br />
    Because of Xion, I couldn't really know anything else about the other members, so that's why she pisses me off. Okay, to be fair, I guess I learned a bit. As in, a millimeter bit, but that's it. And that <br />
    rhymed. ;D<br />
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    Now that you know a little about myself, I shall tell you some scary stories! Three of them!<br />
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    This story is soooo scary, a soda will lose it's fizz at this baby.<br />
    There I was, eating a plate of muffins. The muffins I had was supposed to have blue berries inside. But when I bit inside...! THERE WAS A HUGE TOMATO INSIDE!<br />
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    This story is by jellifish_ruler72: There was once a boy who had a ball of string...He slowly unravels it...and unravels it...AND THERE WAS A POTATO MUFFIN INSIDE!<br />
    BBBRRRR! >0< Scary! And now, the last one....<br />
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    This story is soooooo scary, a soda will lose it's fizz, and when you drink it, it'll taste like milk!<br />
    I was once eating a scrumptious apple....But when I ate it to the apple core...INSTEAD OF THE SEEDS, THERE WAS A BANNANA!<br />
    There you have it! Weren't they scary?!<br />
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    Here are some other funny stories I got ( I didn't make them up)<br />
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    My father refused to spend money on me as a kid. One time I broke my arm playing football and my father tried to get a free x-ray by taking me to the airport and making me lie down with the luggage.<br />
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    A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.<br />
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    After about 15 minutes, she taps him oh his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, "Why then don't you eat the peanuts yourself?"<br />
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    We can't chew them because we've got no teeth," she replied.<br />
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    The puzzled driver asks, "Why do you buy them then?"<br />
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    The old lady replied, "We just love the chocolate around them."<br />
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    A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to trick.<br />
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    "Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I have a surprise for you all," the lawyer said as he looked at his watch. "Within one minute, the person presumed dead in this ase will walk into this courtroom." He looked towards the courtroom door. The jurors, somewhat stunned, all looked eagerly. A minute passed. Nothing happened.<br />
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    Finally the lawyer said, "Actually, I made up the previous statement. But you all looked on with anticipation. I therefore put to you that you have a reasonable doubt in this case as to whether anyone was killed and insist that you return verdict of not guilty."<br />
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    The jury, clearly confused, retired to deliberate. A few minutes later, the jury returned and pronounced a verdict of guilty.<br />
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    "But how?" inquired the lawyer. "You must have had some doubt; I saw all of you stare at the door."<br />
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    The jury foreman replied: "Yes, we did look, but your client didn't."<br />
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    This multimedia is made by someone in Deviantart. The voices were by SpoonyChan. And a few others. I'm pretty sure that they wrote who made the comic. It's funny!<br />
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    Oh, btw...No one ever reads my About section, so basicly, I am typing this for no reason. If any of you ever did read this, then you'd have probably would have commented on how stupid my scary stories are. !
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