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  • Artist Info: I got a bag of Doritos<br />
    And a can of cherry coke<br />
    I turn on the Xbox<br />
    And I'm already stoked<br />
    Because I know<br />
    Nobody can step up to me<br />
    While I'm dominating<br />
    All the land in Halo 3.<br />
    The assault rifle is lame<br />
    The shotgun is insane<br />
    But I prefer the battle rifle<br />
    While I'm fighting long range<br />
    You'll be minding your own business<br />
    When you're POW BEAT DOWN<br />
    By the time you know it's me<br />
    I won't even be around.<br />
    <br />
    And without a sound<br />
    You could try to find me<br />
    But you're the one who'll get found<br />
    And then I'll pump you fulla lead<br />
    Or lay you out with a grenade<br />
    If life was based on Halo<br />
    Then I know I'd have it made.<br />
    <br />
    It's not that easy being me<br />
    I have endured and I have scars<br />
    But take a look at my rank:<br />
    A golden crest with stars<br />
    And my highest skill reached<br />
    In case you hadn't guessed<br />
    Is a number that the system<br />
    Can't begin to assess<br />
    Because I'm the best<br />
    You best not lose your head<br />
    You know you're playing against me<br />
    And that's enough said.<br />
    The accuracy of a hawk<br />
    And the skill of jui-jitsui,<br />
    I'll come down on you so fast that<br />
    You'll never know what hit you!<br />
    <br />
    You might offer "party up"<br />
    But I guess that's too bad<br />
    I don't party up with anyone<br />
    Because I'm too rad<br />
    And you'll only make me lose<br />
    And that will make me mad<br />
    Then the best you'll get from me<br />
    Is a friendly teabag<br />
    I'll splatter you and beat you down<br />
    And maybe play you later<br />
    I don't care if you get angry<br />
    Cuz you're just another hater<br />
    "danteXsparda"<br />
    Is my gaia ID<br />
    And I'm the kinda kid who makes you wonder<br />
    "How'd he kill me?"<br />
    <br />
    Beating and defeating<br />
    Every meeting of the cheating little campers<br />
    Their manliness could match exotic dancers<br />
    So don't be camping son<br />
    Because I got a Spartan laser<br />
    And I see you don't got one.<br />
    With a bing zap BAM<br />
    You'll be singin' hot damn<br />
    You got lasered by the skullkrunch<br />
    And that's who I am.<br />
    So no matter where you run<br />
    No matter how much luck,<br />
    I'll be the one to bring you down<br />
    And make a fella yell "darn!"<br />
    <br />
    The mongoose and the warthog<br />
    And the scorpion too<br />
    I got a license for em all<br />
    And I'm ready to kill you<br />
    You hear the engine reving<br />
    And you know what to do<br />
    But when you think you're on the ready<br />
    You're already run through son<br />
    Yea<br />
    You know it's what I do best<br />
    If I'm snapping your neck<br />
    Or makin' you a total mess.<br />
    And if you're new to halo,<br />
    Just call this a hazing.<br />
    If you gave me just a pistol<br />
    Then I'll make it look amazing.<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    There's something red<br />
    On my motion detector<br />
    I'll track it right down<br />
    Like I was a vector<br />
    Batting of shots<br />
    With my laser deflector<br />
    I'll fight for my Halo<br />
    And I'll always protect her<br />
    <br />
    Halo is<br />
    The most incredible game<br />
    When I get online,<br />
    I see that people are lame<br />
    Cuz they all play a game named<br />
    Call of Duty<br />
    I would love that game<br />
    Yea if I was three.<br />
    <br />
    I started off<br />
    I was friendly and nice<br />
    But now I've gotten much better<br />
    And my heart turned to ice<br />
    I talk smack<br />
    To the haters I play<br />
    And I can beat em all down<br />
    So I don't care what they say<br />
    Isolation, Last Resort<br />
    And even rat's nest<br />
    I can never stop playing<br />
    Cuz I'm kinda obssessed<br />
    You wanna fight?<br />
    I'll rise up to the test<br />
    Cuz you're gonna find out<br />
    Halo's what I do best <br />
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