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  • Artist Info: ! Ways to keep a boy off you!<br />
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    1# Line: Is this seat empty?<br />
    Response: Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down.<br />
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    2# Line: Haven't I seen you someplace before?<br />
    Response: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.<br />
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    3# Line: So, wanna go back to my place?<br />
    Response: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?<br />
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    4# Line: Hey, baby, what's your sign?<br />
    Response: Do not Enter!<br />
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    5# Line: I know how to please a woman.<br />
    Response: Then please leave me alone.<br />
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    6# Line: I want to give myself to you.<br />
    Response: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.<br />
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    7# Line: I know you want me.<br />
    Response: You're right, I want you -- to leave.<br />
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    8# Line: I would go to the end of the world for you.<br />
    Response: Yes, but would you stay there?<br />
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    9# Line: Your place or mine?<br />
    Response: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.<br />
    Line 2:Fine with me, you can go where ever you want after we're done at the motel.<br />
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    10# Line: You're the woman of my dreams.<br />
    Response: Go back to sleep.<br />
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    11# Line: Your hair color is fabulous.<br />
    Response: Thank You, My boyfriend likes it too!<br />
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    12# Line: I'd love to get into your pants.<br />
    Response: No thanks, I have one asshole in there already.<br />
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    13# Line: Can I buy you a drink?<br />
    Response: Actually, I'd rather have the money.<br />
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    14# Line: You must turn a few heads.<br />
    Response: You must turn a few stomachs.<br />
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    15# Line: I think I could make you very happy.<br />
    Response: Why? Are you leaving?<br />
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    16# Line: What would make you happy?<br />
    Response: You leaving.<br />
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    17# Line: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?<br />
    Response: Not much. It's hard to talk and laugh at the same time.<br />
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    18# Line: Where have you been all my life?<br />
    Response: Hiding from you.
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