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  • Artist Info: Name: victoria (valerie to my friends) <br />
    height 5'6<br />
    hair color dirty blonde<br />
    eye color hazel sometimes they are green and sometime brown but usually there is a red circle around the pupil koolio huh? (i wear glasses) <br />
    age 16 <br />
    when i grow up i will be a cop<br />
    i was born in italy and lived in germany and new york my dad is in the army so i move alot <br />
    please help me get this avi<br />
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    User Image<br />
    Total Value: 319,498 Gold<br />
    [Item Information]<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Nightwind Dragon Slippers<br />
    Knot Black Top<br />
    Stylish Charcoal Winter Skirt<br />
    Striped Stockings<br />
    Emo Bag<br />
    Gray Peasant Gloves<br />
    Glacier Sleet Beanie<br />
    i thought this was funny<br />
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    ~You know you live in 2009 when... <br />
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    1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. <br />
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    2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years. <br />
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    3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname, my space, or gaia. <br />
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    4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. <br />
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    6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. <br />
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    7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. ^^ <br />
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    8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. <br />
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    9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. >.> <br />
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    10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. <.< <br />
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    11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. XD <br />
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    12.) Put this on your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. X3 <br />
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    my favorite bands are:<br />
    my chemical romance<br />
    avenged sevenfold<br />
    panic! at the disco<br />
    boys like girls<br />
    cobra starship<br />
    the academy is...<br />
    cute is what we aim for <br />
    tokio hotel<br />
    linkin park<br />
    fall out boy<br />
    good charlotte<br />
    all time low <br />
    all american rejects<br />
    bowling for soup<br />
    owl city<br />
    escape the fate<br />
    blink 182<br />
    green day <br />
    hey monday<br />
    paramore<br />
    the veronicas<br />
    death cab for cutie<br />
    the friday night boys<br />
    and a bunch of other stuff (<--- not a band)<br />
    let me know of any music i should try<br />
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    this made me laugh really hard:<br />
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    Man: Where have you been all my life? <br />
    Woman: Hiding from you. <br />
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    Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? <br />
    Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.. <br />
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    Man: Is this seat empty? <br />
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. <br />
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    Man: Your place or mine? <br />
    Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. <br />
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    Man: So, what do you do for a living? <br />
    Woman: I'm a female impersonator. <br />
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    Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? <br />
    Woman: Do not enter. <br />
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    Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? <br />
    Woman: Unfertilized. <br />
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    Man: Your body is like a temple. <br />
    Woman: Sorry, there are no services today <br />
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    Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. <br />
    Woman: But would you stay there? <br />
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    Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. <br />
    Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. <br />
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    Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together <br />
    Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together <br />
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    GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" <br />
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    DUDES REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen"<br />
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    This is soo sweet:<br />
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    BOY: I love her more than the air i breath <br />
    GIRL: well im always here for you. <br />
    BOY: I know. <br />
    GIRL:What's wrong? <br />
    BOY: I like her so much. <br />
    GIRL: Talk to her. <br />
    BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. <br />
    GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. <br />
    BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. <br />
    GIRL:Then tell her. <br />
    BOY: She wont like me. <br />
    GIRL: How do you know that? <br />
    BOY: I can just tell. <br />
    GIRL: Well just tell her. <br />
    BOY: What should I say? <br />
    GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. <br />
    BOY: I tell her that daily. <br />
    GIRL: What do you mean? <br />
    BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. <br />
    GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. <br />
    BOY: Wait. Who do you like? <br />
    GIRL: Oh some boy. <br />
    BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. <br />
    GIRL: She does. <br />
    BOY: How do you know? <br />
    GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? <br />
    BOY: You. <br />
    GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. <br />
    BOY: I love you too. <br />
    GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? <br />
    BOY: I just did. <br />
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    GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. <br />
    GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to a <br />
    chick, post it to ur page. <br />
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