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  • Artist Info: it's me. i am who i am. my name is none of your concern. donate and i will love ya forever, ask for a donate and i might consider it.if ya like my avatar,say so. i will friend you if i like your avatar so please accept so i can view your items. i luv all meh freinds and like getting to know all of you but don't let it go to your heads biggrin <br />
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52-F1I9Qitc it's amzing. <br />
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    ~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~ <br />
    1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. <br />
    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. <br />
    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. <br />
    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, <br />
    "'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. <br />
    5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. <br />
    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. <br />
    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. <br />
    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, <br />
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" <br />
    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. <br />
    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. <br />
    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. <br />
    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <br />
    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, <br />
    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <br />
    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. <br />
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" <br />
    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! <br />
    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" <br />
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    ~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~ <br />
    #1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. <br />
    #2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." <br />
    #3 razz ut a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" <br />
    #4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"<br />
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    someone once said: <br />
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    ------------------Girls-------------- <br />
    -----------are like apples------ <br />
    -------on trees. The best ones----- <br />
    -----are at the top of the tree.----- <br />
    ---The boys dont want to reach--- <br />
    --for the good ones because they-- <br />
    -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- <br />
    -Instead, they get the rotten apples- <br />
    from the ground that arent as good, <br />
    but easy. So the apples up top think <br />
    something wrong w/ them when in <br />
    -reality they're amazing. They just-- <br />
    ---have to wait for the right boy to <br />
    ---- come along, the one who's- <br />
    ----------- brave enough to----- <br />
    ---------------climb all--------- <br />
    ---------------the way-------- <br />
    --------------to the top-------- <br />
    -------------of the tree.---------<br />
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