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Something from Dysan.net....You Should Visit....<br />
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Dysan.net<br />
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1. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. <br />
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2. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. <br />
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3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. <br />
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4. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. <br />
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5. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. <br />
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6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. <br />
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7. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. <br />
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8. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. <br />
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9. Honk if you love peace and quiet. <br />
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10. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how living remains so popular? <br />
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11. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. <br />
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12. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial costs and blamed it on the high cost of living. <br />
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13. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. <br />
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14. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them. <br />
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15. You can't have everything, where would you put it? <br />
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16. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. <br />
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17. The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first. <br />
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18. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. <br />
Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. <br />
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19. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. <br />
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20. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. <br />
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21. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. <br />
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22. When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. <br />
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23. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. <br />
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24. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<br />
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this is a story
of a prince and
princess, they
love each other
but the problem
is their
castle/land - forbidden love
- Fiction
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