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    Wikus Van De Merwe waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were secrets in District 9. He didn’t know them, but had expected them for years. His warnings to MNU were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late now, anyway.<br />
    Wikus was a manager for MNU for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceship and he said t dad “I want to abort baby prawns daddy.”<br />
    Dad said “NO! YOU WILL BE PRAWNED BY SPACE JUICE”<br />
    There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in District 9 he knew he would be prawned.<br />
    “This is MNU” the radio crackered. “You must evict the Prawns!”<br />
    So Wikus gotted his clipboard and threw some cat food.<br />
    “CLIKCLAKKITY CLICK!” said the Prawns<br />
    “I will prawn his arm” said Christopher and he sprayed the spacejuice. Wikus hit him with a wrench and tried to kidnap his son. But the cannibals captured him and he was unable to evict.<br />
    “No! I must evict the Prawns” he shouted<br />
    The radio said “No, Wikus. You are the Prawns”<br />
    And then Wikus was a spacecrab.<br />
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