• Xx_Corrupted_Taco_xX's Gallery
  • View Profile
  • Send Private Message
  • Artist Info: User Image SNAP!!!HA! I CATCH YOU NOW STALKERS!!! &gt;8D<br />
    User Image KYA!!!!XD!!!!!!!!!<br />
    <br />
    User Image<br />
    <br />
    Hello ^-^ im dani i am 13 years old. i love anime roleplaying reading and writeing books my current try ish seeker. its very confuzzleing if you want to hear about it pm me k? wink i love the legend of zelda games i have since i was 3 i believe ^-^ i am one of those girls who think anime guys are hawt lol one word of advice if you want to add me i would like to get to know you first ok? because i will not except random requests i think they are pointless because you are this persons friend and you know nothing about them. if you are my friend i will defend you and i do not tollerate meanies just an FYI i do not cyber either but i can flirt a bit wink I am bi so you gotta problem to fucking bad. ok after looking at my pro (i know i need to add more XD)) you should know i love the game<br />
    zelda ((looks up)) i already typed that XD well thats all i hope you wanta chat sometime<br />
    <br />
    ~MY 9 NAMES~<br />
    1. YOUR REAL NAME:<br />
    Dani<br />
    2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: Daniizzle<br />
    (first 4 letters of real name izzle.)<br />
    3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: Purple Cat<br />
    (fav color and fav animal)<br />
    4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Marie Penn<br />
    (your middle name and the street you live on)<br />
    5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: HarDa<br />
    (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)<br />
    6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: Red mountain Dew<br />
    (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)<br />
    7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:Ariavjn<br />
    (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any<br />
    letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd<br />
    letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and<br />
    last letter of your moms middle name)<br />
    8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: Lynn David<br />
    (both parents middle name)<br />
    9. YOUR GOTH NAME: Blue Jinx<br />
    our third favourite colour and pets nsme)<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Name::danielle <br />
    Nicknames:: dani <br />
    Birthday- 3/4 ^^<br />
    <br />
    in the other sex....<br />
    <br />
    Hair Color:: any except carrot red sory it makes me think ur a carrot<br />
    Eye Color:: really any but bluegreen's my fav<br />
    Height:: taller that me 5'4 or the same height or mayb an inch short<br />
    Tattoos::. they rock but they dont have to have em<br />
    Piercings:: ears please nothing else &gt;.&lt;<br />
    Body Type:: .no body builder they are freaky!!!!!<br />
    Hobbies:: sports,funny sweet and hot<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Do You Believe In.. <br />
    <br />
    Ghosts:: like hell yeah they made me almost pee myself almost...<br />
    Aliens:: eeeh not really<br />
    Devil: &gt;&gt; maybe.....<br />
    Heaven:: ehh sort of i guess <br />
    Hell:: That's where we all go when we die, if there's an afterlife. <br />
    Afterlife:: Sometimes, but most of the time I believe that we just rot in the ground. <br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Have You Ever.. <br />
    <br />
    Been Arrested:: nope ;] not yet<br />
    Cheated:: never!!!!!!!<br />
    Been Cheated on:: no<br />
    Had your Heart Broken::. like hell yeah<br />
    Broken someone elses Heart:: no it is mean to do<br />
    Stripped:: no<br />
    Kissed more than two people in one night:: no i've never kissed anyone on the lips b4 <br />
    Kissed someone of the same sex:: no.... not yet twisted <br />
    Lied::uuuuhhhhhh duh alot<br />
    Gotten into a fight:: yep [=<br />
    Passed out:: almost<br />
    Stolen anything:: .why steal its boring<br />
    Done something you regret:: duh like all the time<br />
    Been on T.V:: yep =]<br />
    Been in Love:: yes right now<br />
    <br />
    Last Person You.. <br />
    <br />
    Talked to on the phone:: Aymee<br />
    Text Messaged: mikaka<br />
    Instant Messaged: charlie<br />
    Hugged:: Erin<br />
    Kissed:: i'd rather not say he's an asswipe <br />
    Yelled at:: my brother<br />
    Missed::♥♥ Zach Charlie and Erin♥♥<br />
    Were told loved you?: erin<br />
    and now a word from our sponser<br />
    User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.<br />
    <br />
    Girls<br />
    are like<br />
    apples on trees.<br />
    The best ones are<br />
    at the top of the tree.The<br />
    boys dont want to reach<br />
    for the good ones because they<br />
    are afraid of falling and getting hurt.<br />
    Instead, they just get the rotten apples<br />
    from the ground that aren't as good,<br />
    but easy. So the apples at the top think<br />
    something is wrong with them, when in<br />
    reality, they're amazing. They just<br />
    have to wait for the right boy to<br />
    come along, the one who's<br />
    brave enough to<br />
    climb all<br />
    the way<br />
    to the top<br />
    of the tree.<br />
    <br />
    User Image<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k156/yettydears/funnyicons.jpg[/IMG]<br />
    User Image<br />
    User Image<br />
    User Image<br />
    User ImageUser Image<br />
    User Image<br />
    User Image<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    Kind Uke<br />
    You're more submissive than your partner, but that doesn't mean you grovel at their feet. You like spending time with your seme, but you don't always need them. They are nice, however, to have around to listen to your problems and reassure you things will be fine. You find yourself on bottom, but if your seme does something you don't like you say so! You like to know someone's always there for you and enjoy snuggling by the fire.<br />
    <br />
    iScientist think that on December 23, 2012 we r all going to die, post this in u signature if u will be laughing on December 24, 2012.<br />
    <br />
    80% of ppl would cry if Hannah Montana was about to jump. 15% would be shouting "DIE BITCH DIE!" put this on your sig if you are the 4% who would knock her off or the 1% who would get a good view with popcorn =]<br />
    <br />
    http://gifup.com/data/gifs/d/b/e/dbe3923490.gif<br />
    User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show. draw by the awesome -x-packaged-x-<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    User Image <br />
    <br />
    FRIENDS~ <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Never ask for food. <br />
    True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs <br />
    True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. <br />
    True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn, we messed up, but that s**t was fun!" <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Never seen you cry. <br />
    True friends: Cry with you <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. <br />
    True friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours. <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Know a few things about you. <br />
    True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <br />
    True friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. <br />
    True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Are for a while. <br />
    True friends: Are for life. <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. <br />
    True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. <br />
    True friends: Will knock the crap outta them <br />
    <br />
    Fake friends: Will read this. <br />
    True friends: Will steal this, just like I did <br />
    <br />
    A white man said, Colored people are not allowed here. The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism <br />
    <br />
    Boy~ I missed you at school today. Why weren't you there? <br />
    Girl~ yeah, I had to go to the doctor. <br />
    Boy~ Oh really? why? <br />
    Girl~ Oh nothin', annual shots, thats all. <br />
    Boy~ Oh <br />
    Girl~ So what did we do in math today? <br />
    Boy~ Didn't miss anything that great, just lots of notes <br />
    Girl~ Ok good <br />
    Boy~ Yeah <br />
    Girl~ Hey, I have a question? <br />
    Boy~ Ok, ask away <br />
    Girl~How much do you love me? <br />
    Boy~ You know I love you more than anything <br />
    Girl~ Yeah..<br />
    .Boy~ Why did u ask? <br />
    Girl~... <br />
    Boy~ Is something wrong?<br />
    Girl~ No, nothing at all.<br />
    Boy~ Good.<br />
    Girl~ How much do you care about me? <br />
    Boy~ I would give you the world in a heartbeat if I could.<br />
    Girl~ You would? <br />
    Boy~ Yeah, of course I would, is there something wrong?<br />
    Girl~ No, everythings fine, <br />
    Boy~ Are you sure? <br />
    Girl~ Yeah. <br />
    Boy~ Ok, I hope so. <br />
    Girl~ ...Would you die for me?<br />
    Boy~ I would take a bullet for you anyday hun<br />
    Girl~ really? <br />
    Boy~ Anyday. Now seriously, is there something wrong? <br />
    Girl~ No, I'm fine, you're fine, we're fine, everyones fine.<br />
    Boy~ Ok<br />
    Girl~ Well I have to go I'll see you tomorrow at school. <br />
    Boy~ Alright, Bye. I love you!. <br />
    Girl~ Yeah, I love you to, bye. <br />
    The Next Day~ <br />
    Boy~ Hey, have you seen my girlfriend today?<br />
    Friend~ No<br />
    Boy~ Oh. <br />
    Friend~ She wasn't here yesterday either. <br />
    Boy~ I know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite. <br />
    Friend~ Well dude you know how girls are sometimes<br />
    Boy~ Yeah, but not her.<br />
    Friend~ I don't know what else to say, man.<br />
    Boy~ Ok well I gotta get to english, I'll see ya after school. <br />
    Friend~ Yeah I gotta get to science. <br />
    That Night~ Phone rings <br />
    Girl~ Hello? <br />
    Boy~ Hey <br />
    Girl~ Oh, Hi. <br />
    Boy~ Why weren't you at school today? <br />
    Girl~ I had another doctor appointment. <br />
    Boy~ Are u sick? <br />
    Girl~ Um, I have to go, my mom's calling on my other line.<br />
    Boy~ I'll wait. <br />
    Girl~ It may take a while, I'll call u later. <br />
    Boy~Alright, I love you hun. <br />
    Girl~ I think we should break up. <br />
    Boy~ What?!? <br />
    Girl~ It's the best thing for us right now.<br />
    Boy~ Why? <br />
    Girl~ I love you. <br />
    Girl Doesn't Come To School For Three Weeks & Doesn't Pick Up~ <br />
    Boy~ Hey dude <br />
    Friend~ Hey <br />
    Boy~ Whats up? <br />
    Friend~ Nothin', Hey have you talked to your ex lately? <br />
    Boy~ No <br />
    Friend~ So you didn't hear? <br />
    Boy~ Hear what? <br />
    Friend~ Um, I don't know if I should be the one to tell you <br />
    Boy~ Dude, What the f**k tell me <br />
    Friend~ Uh, call this number 433-555-3468 <br />
    Boy~ Ok. <br />
    Boy Calls Later <br />
    Voice~ Hello, Suppam County Hospital, this is Nurse Beckam. <br />
    Boy~ Uh, I must have the wrong number, I'm looking for my friend. <br />
    Voice~ What is her name, sir? <br />
    Boy Tells~ <br />
    Voice~ Yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here. <br />
    Boy~ Really? Why? What happened? How is she? <br />
    Voice~ Her room number is 646, in building A, suite 3.<br />
    Boy~ What happened!?!? <br />
    Voice~ Please come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.<br />
    Boy~ WAIT! NO! <br />
    Boy Goes To Room 646, Building A, Suite 3. Girl Is Lying In The Hospital Bed. <br />
    Boy~ Oh my god are you ok? <br />
    Girl~ ... <br />
    Boy~ Sweetie! Talk to me! <br />
    Girl~ I... <br />
    Boy~ You what? You what? <br />
    Girl~ I have cancer and I'm on life support<br />
    Boy Starts Crying <br />
    Girl~ They're taking me off tonight<br />
    Boy~ Why?<br />
    Girl~ I wanted to tell you but I couldn't <br />
    Boy~ Why didn't you? <br />
    Girl~ I didn't want to hurt you <br />
    Boy~ You could never hurt me <br />
    Girl~ I just wanted if you feel the same as I felt about you<br />
    Boy~ What? <br />
    Girl~ I love you more than anything, I would give you the world in a heartbeat. I would die for you and take a bullet for you.<br />
    Boy~ ... <br />
    Girl~ Don't be sad, I love you I'll always be here with you <br />
    Boy~ Then why'd you break up with me?<br />
    Nurse~ Young man, visiting hours are over. <br />
    Boy Leaves, Girl Is Taken Off Life Support & Dies~ But what the boy didn't know is that the girl only asked him those questions so she could hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up with him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live & thought it would cause him less pain & give him time to get over her before she died. Next Day the boy is found dead with a gun in his hand..with a note in the other, the note said "I told her I would take a bullet for her, just like she said she would die for me... <br />
    <br />
    ((depressing....))<br />
    now some random stuff to hopefully cheer you up<br />
    User ImageUser Image<br />
    User ImageUser Image<br />
    <br />
    User ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser ImageUser Image<br />
    <br />
    If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:<br />
    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty<br />
    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal<br />
    pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a<br />
    rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't<br />
    mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the<br />
    olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer<br />
    be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl<br />
    mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.<br />
    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed<br />
    ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.<br />
    Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling<br />
    was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!<br />
    <br />
    <br />
    One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it.<br />
    "Without your love, I would die."<br />
    <br />
    Sweetest Things;<br />
    <br />
    When she walks away from you, mad<br />
    Follow her<br />
    When she stares at your mouth<br />
    Kiss her<br />
    When she pushes you or hit's you<br />
    Grab her and don't let go<br />
    When she starts cussing at you<br />
    Kiss her and tell her you love her<br />
    When she's quiet<br />
    Ask her whats wrong<br />
    When she ignores you<br />
    Give her your attention<br />
    When she pulls away<br />
    Pull her back<br />
    When you see her at her worst<br />
    Tell her she's beautiful<br />
    When you see her start crying<br />
    Just hold her and don't say a word<br />
    When you see her walking<br />
    Sneak up and hug her waist from behind<br />
    When she's scared<br />
    Protect her<br />
    When she lays her head on your shoulder<br />
    Tilt her head up and kiss her<br />
    When she steals your favorite hat<br />
    Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night<br />
    When she teases you<br />
    Tease her back and make her laugh<br />
    When she doesn't answer for a long time<br />
    reassure her that everything is okay<br />
    When she looks at you with doubt<br />
    Back yourself up<br />
    When she says that she likes you<br />
    she really does more than you could understand<br />
    When she grabs at your hands<br />
    Hold hers and play with her fingers<br />
    When she bumps into you<br />
    bump into her back and make her laugh<br />
    When she tells you a secret<br />
    keep it safe and untold<br />
    When she looks at you in your eyes<br />
    don't look away until she does<br />
    When she misses you<br />
    she's hurting inside<br />
    When you break her heart<br />
    the pain never really goes away<br />
    <br />
    When she says its over she still wants you to be hers<br />
    - When she repostes this bulletin she wants you to read it<br />
    stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.<br />
    - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go<br />
    - When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her<br />
    - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you<br />
    - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her<br />
    - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up<br />
    - Treat her like she's all that matters to you.<br />
    - Tease her and let her tease you back.<br />
    - Stay up all night with her when she's sick.<br />
    - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.<br />
    - Give her the world.<br />
    - Let her wear your clothes.<br />
    - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.<br />
    - Let her know she's important.<br />
    - Kiss her in the pouring rain.<br />
    - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;<br />
    "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"<br />
    <br />
  • Avg. rating: