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  • Artist Info: Where all da ladies at? I loves me some females. I am totally no gay and hiding it dawg. Oh, what did you just say? You sayin' i'm gay? Get yo giant dick over here and i'll suck the shit out of it to prove how straight I am. <br />
    All kidding aside. I am totally a fan of bad puns, jokes, and catchphrases. Those are the only thing that make me feel special, between the sheets. I like long walks on the beach, if by long walks on the beach you mean not walking on the beach because it's fucking stupid and instead playing vidja games at home. The chances are slim that I will give a fuck about what you have to say, unless you say something I like. Phoenix Wright is my American Idol, his auto tune is better than all others. We have the sexy time.... NOT! I am bored so i'm just typing what comes to my mind. Speaking of coming, you better get going because I don't like you berry much. Time for a rap. <br />
    "Uhhh huh. Uhhh huh. <br />
    It's time for a rap, you can eat tree sap. <br />
    I don't like you, for you smell like poo.<br />
    If you don't like my rapping, then you are probably a normal human and I don't blame you."<br />
    Jesus, Mary, and Joseph are you still reading this shit? Well I guess I will add some personal info in this shit. <br />
    Name: Kon (as far as you should be concerned.)<br />
    Age: Old enough to watch, buy, and sell porn on the black market, probably.<br />
    Sex: Yes please, but only if I like the words you speak.<br />
    Location: A house. LOL LOL LOL..... Sooooo. Who wants cake?<br />
    Occupation: Ninja, spy, pirate, and prostitute. Only one of those is true. Hint: It's prostitute.<br />
    Religion: Is for the weak minded. But watev floats your boat dawg.<br />
    I love the ladies, and some fellows (but only if you can match Adam Levine's sexiness, jsyk: you can't)<br />
    Well, I will have to end this with a bang. BANG!!!<br />
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