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  • Artist Info: hi im bebe ^____^<br />
    Im currently in 7th grade and trying hard to be a good girl >| its hard trying to keep that halo up!!i have a 3.0 gpa and heres my fav crap. smile <br />
    My fav Animes are:<br />
    1: Lucky star<br />
    2: Sola<br />
    3: Fruits basket<br />
    4: Princess Ai<br />
    5: Naruto<br />
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    My fav food is Sushi<br />
    My fav drink is Hot cocoa<br />
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    these are my friends (sorry emily i didnt include u!)^<br />
    I love hats and Making stories. So much fun!! :3<br />
    Anyway my friends are... Emily W., Beckah, Sarah, Brandon, Terry, Alorah, Sabrina, Emily P., Danielle, and Conner~!<br />
    I love all my friends very much they mean the world to me without them my life would be nothing sad <br />
    If Emily W. is readign this then I miss you!! and when I call you quit hanging up!! >|<br />
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    oh BTW this is my story... the revenge of George Bush...<br />
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    Once upon a time there was this fat guy named Bob, im not talking jaba the hut fat, im talking whale blubber fat. When he invaded this hot dog stand he fell in love with a beautiful Perro Caliente sausage, he took it to his recreational vehicle and they had such a wonderful time, they went to the pound to adopt a lonely 50-pound wolf-dog-thing. But as it got older to Bob’s vision it got tastier and tastier looking. His wife and him agreed to eat there wolf child George Bush.<br />
    Bob swallowed the wolf but it ate its way out. It went out for revenge on everyone. It ate first off Barack Obama, then Arnold Shwartznager, Hillary Clinton, and then last it ate Bill Clinton.<br />
    It was still hungry for more stars, when it found another star that was available and lonely, it went after Brittney Spears. Her baby ran and ran, well crawled. It was captured by Indiana Jones.<br />
    Meanwhile Brittney ran after her baby boy Jayden. But George Bush caught her with his five-hundred pound hand and smashed her. Her whole body fell apart and then he licked his paw clean. George went searching for Jayden but couldn’t smell his diaper scent so he went after Chris Brown.<br />
    When Jayden was taken in for adoption by Indiana Jones and his wife Dora the explorer they had a wonderful family.<br />
    Chris Brown was in the recording studios with his best friend Michael Jackson. “No no no!! You’re not singing it wrong Chris! You got to get higher pitched!” yelled Michael Jackson as Chris tried to squeal out the lyrics to ABC, He couldn’t do it so Chris just sang lower. They felt a rumble beneath their feet. “Is that Juno trying to get to the recording studios again?” asked Chris.” I don’t think so dude. Besides Juno’s on a date with Miley Cyrus right now.” Michael Jackson Squealed. Chris had forgotten that Juno and Miley went Bi after there one-time affair. The rumble came back. They huddled together and tried to hug but Michael Jackson grabbed Chris’s butt. The roof came off and they squealed in horror. George Bushes mouth ate them up like goldfish.<br />
    Captain Underpants saw on the news what was happening to all the stars and was worried if he was next. He saw out revenge against George Bush. He pulled on his cape and flew out the window to get to him.<br />
    Miley and Juno were having a wonderful time at the strip bar. Even though they were underage they drank lots of drinks. They also felt a rumble. “Juno, babe, is that your stomach? That’s kind of nasty, you nasty girl.” Growled Miley. Juno shook her head and the building came crashing down, everyone died except the Johnas brothers whom were gay for each other. They thanked there gay god above but then they were eaten by George Bush. While George Bush licked his chops Captain Underpants appeared behind him. He turned and showed his bloody teeth at him. Captain Underpants went up to his nose and farted. George Bush smelled it and passed out. Then the Jones family came riding in on the Dragon from Shrek. The dragon crashed into a fuel plant and they had gas on board so they all caught on fire and burned to death.<br />
    Captain Underpants was hero of the day, the whole city of Hollywood had a life time supplies of wolf meat which they fed off of until the year three-thousand. When it was the year three thousand the Johnas brothers appeared there and started singing the song Burnin up and the George bush carcass ACTUALLY was burning up.<br />
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    The End… Or is it? BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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    P.S. I will make a sequel so HA! No seriously, ha.That was pretty funny… lol… <br />
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    -Bebe
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