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  • Artist Info: Hi! I'm Sophia!<br />
    I'm a complete heartless bitch.<br />
    Yes, I know I'm insane. No, I don't give a shit what you think about me.<br />
    I like to cuss alot. I think I got my pottymouth from my dad.<br />
    My dad is an interesting fellow, perhaps you've heard of him. Matty Sandoval? No?<br />
    Didn't think so.<br />
    He claims to have thrown the first rave.<br />
    My first reaction to this was "You crazy muther fucker." It made me wonder, though, who DID throw the first rave? Throughout the day I wonder like this. I ask myself many unanswerable questions throughout the day. Some of them actually end up having answers. Like:<br />
    Guys like big boobs because subconciously, they want their babies to be healthy and get alot of nutritious breast milk. It's all Darwinism, my dears.<br />
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    This has made me smarter than I can manage. My math teacher claims IQs don't tell you much, but that's because his was low and he admitted to it. My dad said my IQ would be high because I'm good at learning things. And what I don't learn, I figure out for myself.<br />
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    Now, by now you are all probably wondering what happened to my mother. You might've assumed she died, or I don't talk to her, or I've never met her, or something along those lines. Well, I do talk to my mother, no, she's not dead [what am I, loony? Wait,] and I love her dearly. She is an alcoholic though, and didn't teach me all the cuss words and how to order two beers and ask to dance and where the shitter was in German, like my father did. No, she nagged me about grades and hygene and behavior, like mothers are supposed to do.<br />
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    Still here? Surprising. Lets see, likes and dislikes, since thats what people seem to be putting in these things these days:<br />
    Likes:<br />
    The beach<br />
    sports<br />
    surfing<br />
    volleyball<br />
    reading<br />
    writing<br />
    roleplaying<br />
    coffee<br />
    dreaming<br />
    travel<br />
    Rock operas<br />
    Rock music<br />
    Dinosaurs<br />
    scary movies<br />
    roller coasters.<br />
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    Dislikes:<br />
    Disney. Lord shoot me now.<br />
    pop<br />
    rap<br />
    hip-hop<br />
    overly obese people<br />
    TWILIGHT. Someone shoot Stephanie Meyer before she causes the world more pain than it has already had to endure!<br />
    "txt-tlk"<br />
    -fin-<br />
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    Now, if I have sucessfuly pissed you off, good. That's what I'm about. biggrin <br />
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