- Amythe the Mammoth's Gallery
- View Profile
- Send Private Message
-
Artist Info:
Welcome to my profile. Won’t you stay and read?<br /><br />
<br />
There have been dozens of drafts, and upwards of seven installations of my about me’s. I feel that people enjoy reading these, and I’ve gotten quite a few compliments on them. Don’t let that stop you from complimenting them, as that definitely helps me write more. <br />
<br />
<br />
One fish, two fish.<br />
Red fish, blue fish.<br />
This fish, that fish.<br />
I hate you fish.<br />
Hop on pop<br />
My heart will stop.<br />
Three fish, four fish.<br />
Fucking tool fish.<br />
Hello.<br />
And welcome to the aperture sc<br />
Whoops, wrong window.<br />
My name is Amythe.<br />
My real name is Christopher.<br />
Call me what you like, but know that I am a boy. <br />
Please refrain from calling me Amy.<br />
Also, don’t call me Amy with satire.<br />
It’s really not funny.<br />
Please, Amy is not a boy’s name.<br />
At least, not yet.<br />
That’s not until I have kids.<br />
This little piggy went to market<br />
And came home to a llama, a match book, and a television that.<br />
None of them were there before.<br />
You must light the match book to set fire to the llama.<br />
But you need the llama to change the channel on the television.<br />
But you need the television to strike the match book against.<br />
Quick.<br />
Solve for X.<br />
I joined Gaia in September of 2004.<br />
The 24th of that month.<br />
Six years I’ve been on this site.<br />
And every year it just gets a little worse and worse.<br />
Sure, I’ve taken breaks.<br />
Who hasn’t?<br />
But that’s still terrible.<br />
That not-so-cool fish.<br />
Sometimes I reuse parts of my old About Me’s<br />
This following part is one of those.<br />
My favorite bands are Joanna Newsom and Agalloch.<br />
My favorite song is by Battle of Mice. <br />
My favorite genre of music is post-rock. <br />
My favorite author is Chuck Palahniuk. <br />
My favorite book is Diary. <br />
My favorite movie is The Tracey Fragments <br />
My favorite artfilm is Waking Life. <br />
My favorite drug film is Spun.<br />
Copying and pasting doesn’t fulfill me.<br />
I really hate that small little spew fish.<br />
I’m rather destructive.<br />
I drive a motorcycle.<br />
I practice parkour<br />
I hardly eat, and I slice my wrist.<br />
Help me from myself, Mr. blood pool fish.<br />
I’ve been banned more times than most should ever be.<br />
I was a complete douchebag music elitist for three years.<br />
Then I was a smaller, yet still significant, douchebag in the LD.<br />
Sorry, everyone. <br />
I’ll be more tame. <br />
Like a lion, with a chair being shoved in my face.<br />
I am in love with Netflix<br />
But it just serves as a mean to soothe my addictions.<br />
I get extremely addicted to things.<br />
Anything, really. Projects.<br />
Math.<br />
Shows.<br />
Music.<br />
And then it dies off after a couple of weeks.<br />
And I never touch it again.<br />
Je suis mauvais au français.<br />
Mais j'essaie.<br />
Compte-cela?<br />
Cel’Il ne fait pas fish.<br />
I love to tutor math<br />
Teaching people is something that comes naturally to me.<br />
It allows me to nurture<br />
Because fuck nature.<br />
Fuck. Nature.<br />
I love being purple.<br />
Or Green, or Yellow, but I haven’t made those full-body dyes yet. <br />
If you enjoy my about me, or any of my posts<br />
Or maybe you just think I’m cute.<br />
Do tip. heart <br />
Also, drop me a line.<br />
I really love talking to people<br />
And if at all possible, send me a PM<br />
My goal in life is to become famous.<br />
I want to be talked about in college classrooms.<br />
I know, one of these days, I’ll be cited in a book.<br />
A Wikipedia will be written on me.<br />
Yes.<br />
An entire Wikipedia.<br />
And I won’t be in the goo fish.<br />
I wish I could draw.<br />
It’s really crushing to me that I can’t.<br />
I feel like most things come very naturally to me.<br />
But even after years of trying off and on.<br />
I can’t be graced with the skills of an artist.<br />
The eye, the hand.<br />
You’re a fucking tool fish.<br />
I fucking love animals.<br />
And I love fucking animals<br />
I had a puppy for 14 years before she passed away this past summer. <br />
I’m distraught over that.<br />
But at least I still have Boxxy, my tuxedo kitten.<br />
…<br />
And yes, she’s named after that Boxxy.<br />
I’m fucked up fish<br />
My medications make it so that I can’t write.<br />
Can’t compose.<br />
Can barely do math.<br />
But without them, I can’t hear anyone speak.<br />
Too many voices. <br />
Too many fucking voices.<br />
This is some of the worst prose I’ve written.<br />
Thank the medications for this.<br />
I miss the voices.<br />
Too many fucking voices.<br />
My About Me<br />
Is a way to let loose.<br />
To be myself.<br />
To cry onto a page and let my fingers do the communicating.<br />
I wish I could be coherent<br />
I wish I could know what I want to say.<br />
And although I might not be mentally well<br />
At least physically, I’m fine.<br />
…<br />
For now. <br />
I’ll fucking kill you fish.<br />
I’ll fucking kill you.<br />
<br />
<br />
- Avg. rating:
- Just a small ...
- High School Flash...
- 0 recent comments
-
Comments (0 Comments)
No comments, click on the Add Comment button to add a comment.