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    Whoa! Look over here!! It's the ABOUT ME SECTION!!
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    Yup. Here, it's all about me, bitches! Name's Christina. I'm from up north. You can make all the assumptions you want about that, cause I ain't gonna tell ya where I'm from. I also am not going to give you my age, my school's name, or my school's sports team. Frankly, I like the be shrouded in mystery. Though I will tell you that I am 100% straight, but interested in someone who's not you, loser. So don't even ask. God.
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    I speak English, French, and, currently, limited Spanish. I'm taking a course at my school, and should be next to fluent when I'm done. Which is a total joke, you freak. I'm just taking an advanced Spanish class that allows me to get more credits. SCORE! (crazy dance) Yeah.<br />
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    I dance, swim, sing, and kick ass. I'm not Ukrainian, but I dance like one. I'm not an Olympian (like an athlete. Stupid), but I try as hard. I'm not Madonna, but I like doing it and it makes me happy. And ass-kicking? Well, that's just who I am, bitches. So get used to it.<br />
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    I can quote from most musicals, and can recite almost all of RENT from heart. No, seriously, I can. I'm pretty damn awesome, too. Yeah, I am awesome like that. Hold your applause, please. My haters might get jealous.<br />
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    I aspire to play Maureen in the show. And no, it's not 'cause I'm in the closet. She just kicks some hard-core ass up and down the street. If you don't know who Maureen is, then you might as well just get off my page, you freakin' stalker. Geez.<br />
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    I am a recovering Twilight addict, and I haven't read the books in almost two years. (Feel free to pat me on the back for that.) I have, unfortunately, seen the movie a couple times. I know, I know...I feel so WEAK!<br />
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    I like to roleplay, but I haven't found a decent one in awhile. Toss me a line if it's a good one. I like romance, real-life situations type things. I do NOT do any of the following: Vampires, werewolves, slave and master, anime based fan-ness. Not even Naruto or whatever. I don't even know what that is.<br />
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    I'm pretty chill when it comes to every day life, but be a hater and I will knife you. Serious. I will. Do NOT piss me off, understand? Because I will come after you. And I've got friends, unlike some people. Ah-hem, that means you, loser. I mean, you're actually taking the time to read this? Do you have NO life, or something? God.<br />
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    I have a fabulously tight knit group of friends, and I love them all with all my heart. You all know who you are, I hope, so I don't have to name you all.<br />
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    On a final "About Me" note, I'm a friend to all: whether you're gay, straight, bi, asian, black, white, purple, transsexual, whatever. I'm not a hater. I'm not a racist. You act that way towards me? I got me some girls who could have you begging for mercy. PLUS: I am the friend of the GREATEST homie-G's this part of the world has EVER seen. Word out to my home skillets!!<br />
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    QUOTES!!
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    Life is short. Offing yourself makes it shorter. Now be happy, dammit!<br />
    ~Me    <br />
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    YO MA HOMIE G, THIS IS YO BROTHA FROM ANOTHA MOTHA ERIKAA. Just want ta letcha know that Imma be checkin YOU out, and Imma likin what I see.<br />
    ~Lorii <3    <br />
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    Sometimes, I just like, chill, you know? Like, completely and utterly, like, chill. And, like, sometimes, it actually like, works, you know? And I like, need that, like, sometimes, you know? Like, do you know?<br />
    ~Moi    <br />
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    Whoa, I caught the first part of that, and I...WHOA!<br />
    ~Charlotte    <br />
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    "I see him everywhere. If I couldn't have sworn that he doesn't know my schedual, I'd say he knew my schedual."<br />
    ~Me
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