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    Fake friends: Never ask for food. <br />
    True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. <br />
    Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs <br />
    True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM <br />
    Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. <br />
    True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!" <br />
    Fake friends: Have never seen you cry. <br />
    True friends: Will cry with you <br />
    Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. <br />
    True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's. <br />
    Fake friends: Know only a few things about you. <br />
    True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. <br />
    Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <br />
    True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. <br />
    fake friends: Would knock on your front door. <br />
    True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" <br />
    Fake friends: Are for a while. <br />
    True friends: Are for life. <br />
    Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. <br />
    True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." <br />
    Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. <br />
    True friends: Will knock them right on there butts <br />
    Fake friends: Will read this. <br />
    True friends: Will steal this
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