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Hello.<br />
I am Biochemical Accident.<br />
Lets get a few things straight before I<br />
go off and bore you with my words that you<br />
probably won't read - if you do :] well that just<br />
makes me hate you a little less than I hate everyone else.<br />
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So, First off.<br />
I hate everyone equally;<br />
I am not racist, or sexist, or any 'ist' that you can think of.<br />
I just hate people, and you know what?<br />
I'm happy with that.<br />
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Now for the actual words of which you should read.<br />
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Yes, I am bisexual.<br />
Do you hate me because of that?<br />
Well, if you do, Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.<br />
Doesn't make me want to change just to please you.<br />
I still have feelings for my Ex-Girlfriend and we still keep<br />
in contact with each other. We both want to move out<br />
and get an appartment together so we can try again<br />
without the interference of our families. Haley is her name,<br />
and she is the only person that I Do Not hate.<br />
I don't hate my friends either but I don't hate her much more<br />
that I don't hate them :]<br />
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I'm learning about Paganisim / Wicca.<br />
My family is christian, I am not.<br />
I hate people that feel the need to force their<br />
religion on other people when they find out where<br />
their beliefe is set.<br />
If you plan on pushing your religion on me then prepare<br />
to be put on my ignore list. This Does Not mean that<br />
you can't have a decent conversation with me about religion,<br />
it just means don't try to turn me into a christian or anything.<br />
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My favorite color is not Blue.<br />
Infact, my favorite color is Green.<br />
Actually my favorite colors go like this;<br />
Green, Black, Blue, Red, and Silver.<br />
I fucking hate pink, and anyone that likes pink<br />
should just fucking die already. I also hate the color<br />
gold, but I hate gold far less than I hate pink.<br />
If you like gold, thats fine - but I would never wear it.<br />
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I frown upon illiteracy.<br />
If I am not sure as to how a word is spelled I<br />
either look it up on Dictionary.com or ((more commonly))<br />
Open up a microsoft word document type in my spelling of<br />
it and see if it is correct or not.<br />
I can tell you this now, do not use chat speak or<br />
leet code around me. I fucking hate it, I will not even attempt<br />
to read it. If you thing that the letter u is a good enough<br />
replacement for the word you they you are a retard and<br />
should also die.<br />
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I fucking LOVE to roleplay.<br />
I will not cyber no matter what.<br />
I'm fine with romance in the roleplay, I'm<br />
fine with details of blood and gore, I am not<br />
fine with people going into detail when their characters<br />
are having sex. If your character has had sex in the story<br />
do a time skip and go to after it's all done and over with.<br />
I prefer fantasy roleplays, things about the past, future, or<br />
a mystical world that we wish existed but doesn't.<br />
I do asylum roleplays - very good at playing an insane character.<br />
I am very malleable when it comes to Roleplaying and I have<br />
MANY different characters. If you wish to do a 1 on 1 RP with me<br />
send me a PM with my character profile in it and your character<br />
profile in it. I will create a thread and send you the link and we can begin.<br />
[[One left. wait a minute while I write my long ass bio for this character.]]<br />
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I have an attention span shorter than the female penis.<br />
And since females don't have one of those you must assume<br />
that my attention span does not exist.<br />
Well, thats not quite true. I can pay attention for a while, but<br />
after about fifteen to twenty minuets my mind begins to<br />
wander. If I have a pen in hand my mind will eventually be drawn to any piece of paper within arms reach and I begin<br />
to doodle on it. I don't quite know what I'm drawing untill<br />
I look at the paper to see for myself since normally this<br />
happens durring school so I have to look at the teacher when<br />
I do this.<br />
I need to get a scanner so I can upload my art to my<br />
DA account but once I do I'll be sure to post a link here and in<br />
my signature.<br />
You are warned though, when you view my art you are looking<br />
at the inner workings of my mind.<br />
HERE IS THE LINK:<br />
http://radioactivewater.deviantart.com/gallery/<br />
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I love music.<br />
I like lots of music, I'm open to new genre's.<br />
I hate rap, I am not open to that what-so-ever.<br />
My favorite Genre's of music are Rock n' Roll, and Metal. I also<br />
listen to other bands but I don't know where they would fit.<br />
For example - Emilie Autumn, Medieval baebes, Delerium and<br />
other such bands. I also listen to goth / emo music such as<br />
Evanescence, MCR, and AFI.<br />
Yes, I like MCR - go ahead scream at me that I'm stupid and<br />
my taste in music sucks, We can have a interweb scream-fest.<br />
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I freaking love German!<br />
I have no clue what the hell you are saying<br />
but let me listen to german music ((ASP, or Rammstein))<br />
and I just float off in my own little world. :]<br />
I'm trying to learn german so I don't think "shit thats hot"<br />
when someone is threatening to kill me!<br />
If you know a german rock n' roll / heavy metal band<br />
let me know and more than likely I'll listen to it and<br />
like it. Just to make it clear; if you're a fat ass, 60 year old<br />
perv / pedo - speaking german doesn't make you hot.<br />
Honestly, if you were hot you wouldn't need the internet<br />
to make people fall head over heels for you.<br />
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''Emo'' haircuts are bad!<br />
I happen to like seeing out of both my eyes.<br />
I also like having my depth perception instead of having<br />
everything look 2D and a hundred miles away when it's more<br />
than likely two steps in front of your face.<br />
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I am a fan of Yaoi.<br />
You know that icon that says;<br />
"Everything I learned about sex I learned from Yaoi."<br />
Its true - and you know what it was a hell of<br />
a lot more interesting than taking sex-ed in middle school.<br />
I mostly read Chack, for those of you that don't know thats<br />
a cross between Chase Young and Jack Spicer from the show<br />
Xiaolin Showdown. I also read Drarry, for those of you that don't<br />
know what that is it's a cross between<br />
Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter from the Harry Potter series<br />
written by J.K. Rowling.<br />
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I am a Furry.<br />
If you don't like it, well that just sucks.<br />
My Fursona is a Fox. [Image coming Soon] is her.<br />
Out of respect for other peoples opinion I gave a link.<br />
Now, if you don't want to see it you don't have to so<br />
if you don't like furries and you click on the link then<br />
flame me for being a furry and how my fursona is 'clothed'<br />
then I have the right to rip your pixelated penis off and<br />
shove it down your throat.<br />
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Apparently I feed four stray cats when I thought I was<br />
only feeding two .___.''''' Anyway, my front hall may have<br />
a cat in there from time to time searching for food...<br />
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I can fall asleep just about anywhere.<br />
No joke, I've fallen asleep; Under my bed, next to my bed,<br />
in the field at my school, in front of my washer / dryer ((they are upstairs)), in my dogs cage, in one of those port-a-pet things,<br />
on the washer and dryer, on a pile of clothing, in the cubboard,<br />
under the sink, in the bathtub, in my closet, on my dresser,<br />
in a drawer from one of my dressers, and alot of other places<br />
that I really don't feel like listing.<br />
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I don't function properly without soda ((Coca Cola)).<br />
I don't understand a word of my multimedia.<br />
I think my family is just a bit dysfunctional, I may be wrong<br />
but I doubt that I'm wrong.<br />
I have a big ego, if 'm hurt ((physically)) don't try to help me<br />
unless I might die. If I don't see death coming from my injury<br />
I won't take your help, though if is emotion you might not get<br />
anywhere unless you're really persistant with it.<br />
o 3o yay for emotional barriers due to years of torture at<br />
the hands of my fellow classmates since kindergarden.<br />
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Thank you and have a Nice Horrible day.