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    I like to draw and am pretty much the coolest person on the face of the earth and pluto. Which by the way IS a planet. Uhm, I want to major in Cartoon Animation/Cartoonist, I want to have my own cartoon, or own comic, something like that. My favorite artists are Thurop Van Orman, creator of cartoon networks Marvelous Misadventures of flapjack, and Doc Hammer, creator of the Venture Brothers. I love the Mighty Boosh.<br />
    I beat up hookers. So, unless you want me to bruise up your esophogus then you better start agreeing that, I, Tha Squiid, am the most awesome person on the face of the planet. I have many talents, including that I am a world recognized goat whisperer. THATS RIGHT, GOATS LOVE ME. I can teach a goat to do backflips. Also, I have accquired the ability to ride a loaf of bread. Yes, a loaf of bread. I learned to ride the loaf when I was hiding out for thirty four years in the vast Wisconsin tundra. For the first fifteen years, I was a psychologist for under age wizards and there, I was taught magical abilities. One of these abilities was to be able to teach a whale to jump out of its tail. You see, the secret lies with in the chinese monks secret lair in the forest of...Mordor. After hearing about a saught after ring in Mordor I fought many ring wraths to get the ring and my mom got scared and said "you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air!" I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said 'fresh', and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare but I thought man forget it, Yo Holmes to Bel-air. I pulled up to a house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby "YO HOLMES SMELL YA LATER!" I looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air. And thats why I am awesome. Also just because this story took me a whole 10 minutes to think of, does not mean its true. Because Ashley does not lie, because Tha Squiid is awesome. She also has blue eyes and blonde hair. Hitler loved people with blue eyes and blonde hair. And isn't that who, when it all boils down to it, we want to impress? ANYWAYS, ITS NINE THIRTY AND ITS MY BED TIME. OTHER WISE, I WOULD KEEEEPPPPP ONNNN TYPING. I do have one last thing to say. Just because I'm awesome doesn't mean that I'm not like anyone else, Infact, I'm just a small town girl, livin' in a lonely world, I took a midnight train goin anyyyyyywhheeeerrreeee. Just a city boy! Born and raised in South Detroitttt, he took a midnight train going ANNNYYYWHHHEERRREEEEE.<br />
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    Check out my art at: Robo-squid-zombie.deviantart.com<br />
    Myspace: Myspace.com/downrightdeadlyxx<br />
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