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  • Artist Info: Name: Jamie Lawrence<br />
    Country: United Kingdom<br />
    Sex: No thank you...lol!!!!!<br />
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    I like football, as americans call it soccer. And as you can see " Sex: No thank you...lol!!!!! " i am funny.<br />
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    an Irish man, a welsh man and an english man wonders into a forest. They find a very large castle. Inside was a beautiful princess, they all loved her...she loved them back. She wanted to marry one of them. So she set a challenge.<br />
    "go into the woods and find as many ping pong balls as you can, who ever brings me the most shall marry me."<br />
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    So they set out. one year later the english man came back with a box of ping pong balls. The welsh man came back with a whell barrow of them. The Irish man didn't come back for another year. He came back with a briken arm and his leg falling off" and there was blood all over him. <br />
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    Where my ping pong balls," she said shocked as a pine apple on toast.<br />
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    " I thought you said KING KONG'S BALLS!!!!!!!"<br />
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    Isn't that funny. Oh by the way.....sorry if your Irish and i insulted you. But pretend that was me. LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br />
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    To contact me post on my profile or contact me on my two e-mail addresses<br />
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    E-mail 1: vivamanu@hotmail.co.uk<br />
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    E-mail 2: vivamanu2@hotmail.co.uk<br />
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    this is me irl<br />
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