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    WAT KIND OF GIRL DO U THINK Я ?<br />
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    my awsome kool dog Red ==>User ImageUser Image<br />
    ONE of me bro dat wouldnt mind bettin u up if u messed wit me (sec oldest bro)User ImageUser Image n if ur wonderin he AINT gangsta <br />
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    info bout me:<br />
    I am a spoiled brat,i LOVE -to laugh,music,i cant live without it<br />
    i lik pandas, i cant realy keep a straight face >.< <br />
    i lov dese song-untouched;dead n gone;gives u hell;1,2,3,4;diva; &&& dont trust me and more but im to lazy to tell yall<br />
    im NOT normal n i LIK it, i have 1 pet, a LAZY spoiled pit bull, his name is RED >.<<br />
    my fav cartoon is invaderzim i <3 girr<br />
    i am agnostic, i dont believe in god(s) ~ -so dont be sayin sum religious stuff, it anoyz me VERY much & dont get mad if ur talkin bout ur god n idk wat ur talkin bout-~<br />
    im de type of person dat if i saw sum1 cryin i will cry r if dey was laughin i will laugh,so dont cry, cuz dat and bcuz i HATE<br />
    seein ppl hurt,sad or cryinin, i LOV to talk, n do to much of it 2, <br />
    so hit me u, n letz talk lol<br />
    i lik to partA OH NO burnin boilin eggs brb YIKES <br />
    im BA((k, so where was i oh ya<br />
    i lik to partA u lik to partA so letz have a partA<br />
    me iz a crazy child me fav colorz = purple,bloody red, den blue. a cut3 blu to!<br />
    i lik me sumseafood (im from new orleanz, duhh wink ]<br />
    me heart music YAY<br />
    i support gay marrige. i dont care if ur ugly,gay,trans gender,alien,crazy,emo,preppy,hyper,a nerd,cat,dog,rapper,pop star,a pc,my foot,a cookie, or WATEVER<br />
    i love bout every1 n everything well,.... not rlly im sorta pickey >.<<br />
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    dis all me wanna say 4 right now so,..... ya<br />
    n if u r interested in wat kind of stuff im n if u DONT already no just ask me!<br />
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    heres 15 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart:<br />
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    1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf<br />
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    2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.<br />
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    3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price<br />
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    4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"<br />
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    5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"<br />
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    6-start a fish stick fight<br />
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    7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"<br />
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    8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!! The british are coming!!!"<br />
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    9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do<br />
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    10-attempt to fly off a high shelf<br />
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    11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store<br />
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    12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line<br />
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    13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section<br />
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    14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..."<br />
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    15-go to an employee and say "middle earth is coming to an end and you need to eat more carrots<br />
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    WAYS TO MAKE PARENTS GO CRAZY<br />
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    1. Follow them around the house everywhere.<br />
    2. Moo when they say your name.<br />
    3. Pretend to have amnesia.<br />
    4.Say everything backwards.<br />
    5. Run into walls.<br />
    6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.<br />
    7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"<br />
    8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.<br />
    9. Say all of the words in a film.<br />
    10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"<br />
    11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a ri-tard!"<br />
    12. Talk to a pen.<br />
    13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.<br />
    14.Try and climb the wall.<br />
    15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!"<br />
    16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.<br />
    17.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"<br />
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    18. Eat your hair.<br />
    19.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."<br />
    20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"<br />
    21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"<br />
    22. Pretend to be a phone.<br />
    23. Try to swim in the floor.<br />
    24. Tap on their door all night<br />
    25.when they say a word from a song bust out singing that song<br />
    26.look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.<br />
    27.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to buy it.<br />
    28.Pass out bannanas<br />
    29.ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss is<br />
    30.Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"<br />
    31.hand out missing person fliers of yourself<br />
    32.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.<br />
    33.Camp out in the frozen food section.<br />
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    34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.<br />
    35.give random old people your number<br />
    36.go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.<br />
    37.go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.<br />
    38. yell MANGO!!!!!<br />
    39. stand in front of a store, not lettin anyone in<br />
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    A white man said<br />
    "colored people are not aloud"<br />
    The black man turned around <br />
    and stood up he said<br />
    "listen sir....when i was born<br />
    i was" BLACK"when<br />
    i grew up i was "BLACK"<br />
    When im sick im" BLACK"<br />
    When i go in the sun im "BLACK"<br />
    When im cold im "BLACK"<br />
    when i die ill be "BLACK"<br />
    But you sirwhen you are born you are "PINK"<br />
    When you grow up your "WHITE"<br />
    when your sick your "GREEN"<br />
    when you go in the sun you are "RED"<br />
    When you are cold you are "BLUE"<br />
    And when you die you turn "PURPLE"<br />
    And when you have a nurve to call me colored?<br />
    the black man then sat back down <br />
    and the white man walked away....<br />
    Put this on your profile if you HATE racism. <br />
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    stupid questions with answers everyone wants to know deep inside themselves Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?<br />
    Can you make a candle out of your earwax?<br />
    When French people swear do they say pardon my English?<br />
    Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?<br />
    If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?<br />
    Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?<br />
    Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?<br />
    "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?<br />
    Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?<br />
    Are marbles made of marble?<br />
    Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?<br />
    If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)<br />
    Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?<br />
    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?<br />
    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?<br />
    Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?<br />
    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?<br />
    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?<br />
    Can you get cornered in a round room?<br />
    Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?<br />
    Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?<br />
    If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?<br />
    Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?<br />
    In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?<br />
    How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?<br />
    Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?<br />
    Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?<br />
    Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?<br />
    Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?<br />
    "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"<br />
    Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?<br />
    Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear??<br />
    Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom?<br />
    Can mute people burp?<br />
    What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?<br />
    Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with?<br />
    How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?<br />
    If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?<br />
    If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?<br />
    Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?<br />
    Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa<br />
    beans, and all beans are a vegetable?<br />
    Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?<br />
    Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue?<br />
    Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?<br />
    Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?<br />
    Why doos shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind?<br />
    Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?<br />
    Why can't you get a tan on your palms?<br />
    If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June?<br />
    Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?<br />
    Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been<br />
    free?<br />
    If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?<br />
    You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to<br />
    people that work nights?<br />
    Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?<br />
    Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?<br />
    Why is a square meal served on round plates?<br />
    Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?<br />
    Which way does a compass point in space?<br />
    Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?<br />
    Why do all superheroes wear spandex?<br />
    If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?<br />
    Why did Mary own a little lamb?<br />
    If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?<br />
    Why can’t a baby cry while it’s inside its mother?<br />
    If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?<br />
    If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do?<br />
    Why are Pringles curved?<br />
    What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?<br />
    Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?<br />
    If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?<br />
    Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else?<br />
    Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?<br />
    Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?<br />
    Can bald men get lice??<br />
    How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?<br />
    Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?<br />
    Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?<br />
    Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?<br />
    Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?<br />
    Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?<br />
    If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?<br />
    How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?<br />
    Can you get cornered in a round room?<br />
    Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?<br />
    Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?<br />
    If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?<br />
    Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?<br />
    In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?<br />
    "How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"<br />
    Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?<br />
    If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn’t you be able to go anywhere you want?<br />
    If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?<br />
    What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?<br />
    If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future?<br />
    Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?<br />
    If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?<br />
    How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?<br />
    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?<br />
    Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?<br />
    When something's funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when you actually slap your thigh?<br />
    Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?<br />
    Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?<br />
    If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?<br />
    Is sign language the same in languages other than English?<br />
    Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?<br />
    Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to<br />
    eat a big one?<br />
    Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?<br />
    Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?<br />
    Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?<br />
    If you went back in time and killed your mother would you disappear the moment you killed her?<br />
    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?<br />
    Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?<br />
    If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?<br />
    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?<br />
    Do the air bubbles that are created when you fart in water, smell when they pop?<br />
    When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do<br />
    you call a girl that is named after her mother?<br />
    Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to<br />
    hit in case of an accident?<br />
    Does Hawaiian Punch come from Hawaii?<br />
    If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?<br />
    Can you cry under water?<br />
    If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products?<br />
    364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from<br />
    strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?<br />
    Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?<br />
    Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your<br />
    thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too ?<br />
    Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?<br />
    Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?<br />
    Why is Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?<br />
    Why do you DELETE something on the computer, but ERASE something on paper?<br />
    Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?<br />
    If the S.W.A.T team comes to your house and breaks down your door, do they replace it later?<br />
    If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put<br />
    them at the end of the bathrooms ?<br />
    Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?<br />
    Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their actual marriage?<br />
    Why do dogs walk around in circles before lying down?<br />
    Can a metal plate in your head get rusted?<br />
    Do stuttering people stutter when they're thinking to themselves?<br />
    If the day before a holiday is called Christmas Eve, is the day after Christmas Adam?<br />
    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?<br />
    How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?<br />
    What do vegetarians feed their dogs?<br />
    Can someone give up lent for lent?<br />
    Why would Dodge make a car called Ram?<br />
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?<br />
    Why is it when we duck they call us chicken?<br />
    Why is there a size 12-14, 14-16, 16-18, and so forth, but no 13, 15, and 17?<br />
    What did cured ham actually have?<br />
    If CD’s were spun in the opposite direction, would it say everything backwards?<br />
    If lava melts rock, wouldn’t the lava melt the volcano?<br />
    If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?<br />
    Can a blind man see his future?<br />
    Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?<br />
    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?<br />
    Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?<br />
    Can you write in pencil on an eraser?<br />
    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?<br />
    Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? Do people really hum through their nose, or their mouths?<br />
    Can you blow a balloon up under water?<br />
    Can crop circles be square?<br />
    How do they get the air inside the bubble wrap?<br />
    Why are there black lines on a basketball?<br />
    Does it really count in court when an atheist is sworn in under oath using a Bible?<br />
    Why are there pictures of the sun wearing sunglasses when the purpose of sunglasses is to protect your eyes from the sun?<br />
    If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?<br />
    If marriage means you fell in love, does divorce mean you climbed out?<br />
    Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?<br />
    When a car is for sale and it has a balloon on it, does the balloon come with it?<br />
    If you are parking somewhere and the signs in front of the parked cars say "30 minutes" then when your 30 minutes are up can you park in the spot right next to you??<br />
    Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary?<br />
    When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference?<br />
    Can a person choke and die on a life savor?<br />
    Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?<br />
    What happens when you say “hi” to your friend on an airplane who's name is Jack?<br />
    If you took a compass to outer space would it still point "magnetic north"? Is there still a north, south, east, and west in space?<br />
    Why is it illegal to put money in other people's parking meters?<br />
    Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?<br />
    Do you ever notice those red balls on the wires while your driving? Well what are they for?<br />
    Why do people who don’t want to go to hell bury themselves 6 ft. closer?<br />
    Why is the St. Louis baseball team the cardinals, but the Missouri state bird is the blue bird?<br />
    Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals? <br />
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    A: hot<br />
    B: loves people<br />
    C: good kisser<br />
    D: makes people laugh<br />
    E: has gourgeous eyes<br />
    F: really wild and crazy, adore you<br />
    G: very outgoing<br />
    H: easy to fall in love with<br />
    I: loves to laugh and smile<br />
    J: is really sweet<br />
    K: really silly<br />
    L: smile to die for<br />
    M: makes dating fun<br />
    N: loving and caring<br />
    O: has one of the best personalities ever<br />
    P: popular with all types of people<br />
    Q: hyperactive<br />
    R: good boyfriend or girlfriend<br />
    S: cute<br />
    T: very good kisser<br />
    U: is very sexual<br />
    V: not judgmental<br />
    W: very broad minded<br />
    X: never let people tell you what to do<br />
    Y: is loved by everyone<br />
    Z: can be funny and sweet at times<br />
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    he's looking at ur body<br />
    when a guy says your PRETTY<br />
    he's looking at ur face<br />
    when a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL<br />
    he's looking at your heart<br />
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    he:At last.Yes.It was so hard 2 wait<br />
    she: Do u want me 2 leave?<br />
    he:No! Don't even think about it!<br />
    she: Do u love me?<br />
    he:Of course! Over and over!<br />
    she:Have u ever cheated on me?<br />
    he:No y r u even asking?<br />
    she:Will u kiss me?<br />
    he:Every chance i get!<br />
    she:Will u hit me?<br />
    he:Are u crazy?I'm not that kind of person!<br />
    she:Can i trust u?<br />
    he:Yes<br />
    she: Darling!<br />
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    today on a bus i saw a girl with golden hair, i wished i was as fair, when suddenly she rose to leave,i saw her hobble down the aisle, she had one leg and wore a clutch, but as she passed she wore a smile, Oh God forgive me when i wine,i have 2 legs the world is mine<br />
    I stopped to buy some candy, the lad who sold it had such charm, i talked with him, he seemed so glad, and if id be late itd do no harm, as i left he said to me, "i thank you youve been so kind, its nice talking to people like you, for you see i am blind" Oh god forgive me when i whine i have 2 eyes the world is mine<br />
    Later while walking down the street i saw a boy with eyes of blue. He stood and watched the others play, he did not know what to do. i stopped a moment and then i said "why dont you join the others dear?" he looked ahead without a word. Oh God forgive me when i whine i have 2 ears the world is mine.<br />
    With feet to take me where i go, with eyes to see the sunsets glow, with ears to tell me what id know, Oh God forgive me when i whine the world is mine <br />
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    Oculus Mythica<br />
    Radiant Prism<br />
    Bunny Luv<br />
    Clown Nose<br />
    Buck Teeth<br />
    Light Purple Leg Warmers<br />
    Suspenders<br />
    Gray SKA shoes<br />
    Royal Crown Black<br />
    Violet Bubbles Tankini Bottom<br />
    Skull & Bones Inner Tube<br />
    Lovely Genie Gold Nose Ring<br />
    Sparkling Eyes Clown Makeup<br />
    Dog Tags<br />
    Purple Juggling Ball<br />
    Black Juggling Ball<br />
    Black Juggling Ball<br />
    Black Juggling Ball<br />
    Neutral Starter Urban Girl Pants<br />
    Larry The Rubber Ducky<br />
    Stress Relief Candles<br />
    Pink Cowboy Bandana<br />
    Raven Black Kachina Dancer's Wings<br />
    Baseball Base<br />
    Aluminum Baseball Bat (Aekea Logo)<br />
    Purple Tam Beret<br />
    Purple Tam Beret<br />
    Purple Tam Beret<br />
    Wine Gothic Bat Corset<br />
    Black Traveller Cap<br />
    Midnight Black Sweet Lace Knee Socks<br />
    Boomin' Boombox Stereo<br />
    Brown Gloves<br />
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    Jinxi's Charm (6th Gen)<br />
    Ace of Spades<br />
    Light Tanbark Leg Warmers<br />
    Black Strapless Bra<br />
    Suspenders<br />
    Gold Promise Ring<br />
    Drop Dead Gorgeous Onyx Skull Earrings<br />
    Dead Sexy Skull Pin<br />
    Violet Bubbles Tankini Bottom<br />
    Skull & Bones Inner Tube<br />
    Sparkling Eyes Clown Makeup<br />
    Lovely Genie Red Belly Gem<br />
    Violin Case<br />
    Black Juggling Ball<br />
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    Water Puddle<br />
    Stress Relief Candles<br />
    Larry The Rubber Ducky<br />
    Cherry Red Polyester Necktie<br />
    Baseball Base<br />
    Tsunami KO Gold Earring<br />
    Midnight Black Sweet Lace Knee Socks<br />
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