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"Come in. Come in, my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways - it's rude. One MIGHT question your upbringing. . . . Now, then. You're here because you have a thing for this human." <br />
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I admit that in the past I've been a nasty <br />
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They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch <br />
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But you'll find that nowadays <br />
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I've mended all my ways <br />
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Repented, seen the light and made a switch <br />
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True? Yes <br />
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And I fortunately know a little magic <br />
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It's a talent that I always have possessed <br />
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And here lately, please don't laugh <br />
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I use it on behalf <br />
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Of the miserable, lonely and depressed <br />
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(Pathetic) <br />
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Poor unfortunate souls <br />
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In pain <br />
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In need <br />
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This one longing to be thinner <br />
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That one wants to get the girl <br />
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And do I help them? <br />
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Yes, indeed <br />
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Those poor unfortunate souls <br />
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So sad <br />
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So true <br />
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They come flocking to my cauldron <br />
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Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!" <br />
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And I help them? <br />
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Yes, I do <br />
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Now it's happened once or twice <br />
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Someone couldn't pay the price <br />
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And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals <br />
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Yes, I've had the odd complaint <br />
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But on the whole I've been a saint <br />
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To those poor unfortunate souls <br />
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You'll have your looks! Your pretty face! And don't underestimate the importance of body language! Ha! <br />
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The men up there don't like a lot of blabber <br />
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They think a girl who gossips is a bore <br />
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Yes, on land it's much preferred <br />
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For ladies not to say a word <br />
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And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for? <br />
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Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation <br />
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True gentlemen avoid it when they can <br />
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But they dote and swoon and fawn <br />
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On a lady who's withdrawn <br />
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It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man <br />
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Come on, you poor unfortunate soul <br />
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Go ahead! <br />
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Make your choice! <br />
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I'm a very busy woman <br />
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And I haven't got all day <br />
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It won't cost much <br />
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Just your voice! <br />
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You poor unfortunate soul <br />
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It's sad <br />
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But true <br />
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If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet <br />
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You've got to pay the toll <br />
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Take a gulp and take a breath <br />
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And go ahead and sign the scroll! <br />
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Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've gother, boys <br />
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The boss is on a roll <br />
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This poor unfortunate soul. <br />
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Paluga, sarruga, come winds of the Caspian Sea. <br />
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Now rings us glossitis and max laryngitis, <br />
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La voce to me! <br />
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Now . . . sing! <br />
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KEEP singing!!!!<br />
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