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* Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop<br />
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* Chuck Norris CAN believe it's butter!<br />
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* If you have 5 dollars and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars. Chuck Norris has more money than you.<br />
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* When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.<br />
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* Chuck Norris walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.<br />
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* Chuck Norris can divide by zero.<br />
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* Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim on land.<br />
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* It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.<br />
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* Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.<br />
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* When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.<br />
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* Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.<br />
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* Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"<br />
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*Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.<br />
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*There isn't a control button on Chuck Norris's keyboard because Chuck Norris is always in control<br />
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how can we win...when fools can be kings?-Muse<br />
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