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  • Artist Info: Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.<br />
    Brits: Believe that you should look out for those people who belong to your club.<br />
    Americans: Believe that people should look out for and take care of themselves.<br />
    Canadians: Believe that that is the government's job.<br />
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    Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.<br />
    Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.<br />
    Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.<br />
    Brits: Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.<br />
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    Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.<br />
    Brits: Endure oppressively wet and dreary winters and are proud of it.<br />
    Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.<br />
    Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.<br />
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    Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.<br />
    Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.<br />
    Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.<br />
    Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.<br />
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    Americans: Seem to think that poverty and failure are morally suspect.<br />
    Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.<br />
    Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success, and failure are inherited.<br />
    Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several beers.<br />
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    Brits: Have produced many great comedians, celebrated by Canadians, ignored by Americans, and therefore not rich.<br />
    Aussies: Have produced comedians like Paul Hogan and Yahoo Serious.<br />
    Canadians: Have produced many great comedians such as John Candy, Martin Short, Jim Carrey, Dan Akroyd, and all the rest at SCTV.<br />
    Americans: Think that these people are American!<br />
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    Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.<br />
    Canadians: Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.<br />
    Brits: Pay a tax just so they can watch 4 channels.<br />
    Aussies: Export all their crappy programs, which no one there watches, to Britain, where everybody loves them.<br />
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    Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball and basketball.<br />
    Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer and rugby.<br />
    Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, and how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.<br />
    Aussies: Will jabber on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they played them in.<br />
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    Aussies: Are extremely patriotic about their beer.<br />
    Americans: Are flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of blindness.<br />
    Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, in either language, when they can be bothered to sing them.<br />
    Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large brass band to perform the anthem.<br />
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    Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.<br />
    Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.<br />
    Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.<br />
    Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers
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