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    I put the fun in dysfunctional-<br />
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    I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it-<br />
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    People like you are why people like me need medication-<br />
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    I like you. So when i take over the world your death will be quick and painless-<br />
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    Normal people scare me-<br />
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    You laugh because i'm diffrent. I laugh because you are all the same-<br />
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    Hold your head up high gorgues these people would kill to see you fall-<br />
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    Just beacuse her eyes don't tear doesn't mean her heart doesn't hurt and just because she comes off strong. Doesn't mean there's nothing wrong-<br />
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    -Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.<br />
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    -If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging<br />
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    -My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.<br />
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    -Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.<br />
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    -When life gives you lemons, make grape juice! Just so the world can wonder how you did it.<br />
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    -Don't tell me the sky's the limit, when I see footprints on the moon.<br />
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    -What happens when you're scared half to death twice?<br />
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    -How do the skittle company people know what the rainbow taste like?<br />
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    -Crime doesn't pay. . .does that mean my job is a crime?!<br />
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    -/M/A/N/G/A/ my anti drug; cause when you addicted to manga how can you possibly afford drugs?<br />
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    -In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.<br />
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    -If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only<br />
    politicians left.<br />
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    -Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder<br />
    if i'm a goldfish.<br />
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    -Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,<br />
    and easy to twist out of shape.<br />
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    "Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous<br />
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    -If your clone kills you isn't that suicide?<br />
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    -Why do gas stations lock their bathrooms? Are they afraid someone's going to clean them?<br />
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    Best Friend Stuff<br />
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    A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"<br />
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    A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes your and says, "RUN, BITCH RUN!"<br />
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    A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"<br />
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    A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!<br />
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    A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could<br />
    blackmail you with it.<br />
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    A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend<br />
    has their phone numbers in his address book.<br />
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    A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens<br />
    your refrigerator and helps themselves.<br />
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    A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be<br />
    sitting next to you laughing their ass off at you<br />
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    Pick up Lines doomed to fail<br />
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    You'll be the iceburg and i'll be the titantic and go down on you.<br />
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    Nice legs. What time do they open?<br />
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    Do you have a map? i got lost in your eyes.<br />
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    Do your feet hurt? because you been walking through my mind all day.<br />
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    Hey baby i'm like a rubix cube. The more you play with me the harder i get.<br />
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    Hey do i know you? you look fimilar. oh i regonize you as MY NEXT GIRLFRIEND<br />
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    If i bit my lip. Would you kiss it better?<br />
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    If i tossed 50 cents on the floor. whats the chance of me getting head?<br />
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    If i said "You have a nice body" would you hold it agasint me?<br />
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    I'm not elmo, but you can tickle me all night long.<br />
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    That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?<br />
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    If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.<br />
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    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?<br />
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    Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya<br />
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    I put the three in threesome<br />
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    Beauty is art. Art is a bang. Beautiful i want to bang you!<br />
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    92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.<br />
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    If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.<br />
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    About the Kyuubi's chakra color: Some think it's red. Some think its orange. Some think its crimson. If you are one of those who don't give a damn, copy and paste this onto your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile!<br />
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    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile biggrin <br />
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    If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.<br />
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    If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anythiny else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile<br />
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    If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.<br />
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    If any one has ever called you emo, called this on to your profile.<br />
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    If some random person has ever called you a freak, copy and paste this on to your profile.<br />
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    If you are noisy around friends but quiet in classes or work, copy and paste this on to your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever sung out loud while walking some where and people looked at you funny, copy and paste this on to your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.<br />
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    If your like Sharpies, penguins, cookies, close friends, MSN, AIM, and the internet, copy this to your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"<br />
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    STUPID = Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.<br />
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    FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this<br />
    REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it<br />
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    If you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.<br />
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    I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.<br />
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    I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.<br />
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    I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.<br />
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    I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.<br />
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    I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.<br />
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    I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.<br />
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    I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.<br />
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    I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
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    I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.<br />
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    I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.<br />
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    I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
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    I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.<br />
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    I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.<br />
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    I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.<br />
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    I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.<br />
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    I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.<br />
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    I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.<br />
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    I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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    I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.<br />
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    I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.<br />
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    I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.<br />
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    I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.<br />
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    I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.<br />
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    I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.<br />
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    I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...<br />
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    I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.<br />
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    I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.<br />
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    I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.<br />
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    I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.<br />
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    I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.<br />
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    I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.<br />
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    I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.<br />
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    I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.<br />
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    I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.<br />
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    I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.<br />
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    I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.<br />
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    I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.<br />
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    I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!<br />
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    I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.<br />
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    I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.<br />
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    I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
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    I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.<br />
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    I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.<br />
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    I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.<br />
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    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.<br />
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    I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.<br />
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    I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.<br />
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    I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.<br />
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    I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.<br />
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    I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.<br />
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    I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.<br />
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    I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.<br />
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    I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.<br />
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    I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.<br />
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    I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.<br />
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    I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.<br />
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    I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.<br />
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    I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.<br />
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    I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.<br />
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    I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.<br />
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    I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.<br />
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    I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.<br />
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    I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.<br />
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    I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.<br />
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    I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.<br />
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    I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.<br />
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    I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.<br />
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    I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.<br />
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    I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.<br />
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    I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.<br />
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    I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.<br />
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    I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.<br />
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    I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.<br />
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    I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black<br />
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    I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
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