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  • Artist Info: User ImageA girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.<br />
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    The girl says "Slow down, please. I'm scared."<br />
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    The guy replies "No, come on. This is fun."<br />
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    The girl argues "No, it's not. Please. It's so scary."<br />
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    The guy says "Then tell me you love me."<br />
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    The girl replies "I love you. Please, slow down.<br />
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    The guy continues "Now, give me a big hug."<br />
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    The girl gives him a hug.<br />
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    The guy then asks "Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bothering me."<br />
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    The girl removes the guys helmet, and fastens it onto herself.<br />
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    The next day in the newspaper, it was reported that a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived.<br />
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    The truth was, that halfway down the road the guy realized the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So, instead, he had her tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant that he would die.<br />
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    If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.<br />
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    ~!~<br />
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    User Image - Blocked by "Display Image" Settings. Click to show.My first name is Clare.<br />
    You don't get my last name.<br />
    My favorite color is purple, followed by black and green.<br />
    My motto is, 'things just happen. What the hell.'<br />
    I have a thing for Tao Ren from Shaman King.<br />
    I used to be rich, but now I'm not.<br />
    I'm still in middle school.<br />
    I look down on people who act like they have a first grade education when writing.<br />
    I like to go on I.M. rooms and pretend to be Korean.<br />
    I've watched the Anime 'Shaman King' all the way through more than 5 times.<br />
    I love to write.<br />
    My favorite movie is 'Iron Man'.<br />
    I play D&D.<br />
    I don't like board games at all.<br />
    People tell me I'll be an actor when I grow up.<br />
    I am a girl.<br />
    I like almost every type of music.<br />
    My favorite actor is Johnny Depp.<br />
    Hayao Miazaki is my favorite director.<br />
    My favorite band is Queen, followed by Flight of the Conchords, The Beetles, Evanescence, All American Rejects, and Diana Krall.<br />
    I think anyone who likes the Twilight series has no taste.<br />
    My favorite candy bar is Take 5.<br />
    I'm the creepiest person you will ever meet.<br />
    I'm a total pervert.<br />
    My favorite flashes to watch are Zero Punctuation, Unforgotten Realms, Unskippable, and one thing called Counting Time With Lamp.<br />
    I laugh at everything when it's late.<br />
    People think I'm older than I really am on principal.<br />
    I can't write in print anymore.<br />
    I type faster than I write by hand.<br />
    I read at 1500 words a minute.<br />
    I'm a slacker.<br />
    My favorite song is 'Slaughter Your World' as sung by Richard.<br />
    People used to tell me I'm a good singer, but apparently I'm not anymore.<br />
    My favorite manga is 'Shaman King'. You surprised?
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