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    I AM THE OFFICIAL RUBY OF GAIA!!
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    Note: Even though I do not cosplay as him, I am still the official Ruby.<br />
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    Hello, Guy/Gal! I'm Humper, Would you be a darling and read my shit? Okay? Okay.<br />
    First off, Im a guy. I was once asked if I were a female. She said she "sensed the sisterhood in me." Dont ask, I dont even know.<br />
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    Name: Rallo Tubbs. [If you didn't already know, Im kidding.]<br />
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    Age: Oh hey, you 40 year-old virgin. What's up?<br />
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    Gender [I prefer sex. It doesn't get me in trouble that way.]:Male, You are one lazy person. Y'know that? How come you didn't read the top? Your mother and I are very disappointed in you!<br />
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    Likes: Zelda and everything Zelda, Pokemon, Kid Icarus, and Fire Emblem, Pizza [Very fattening], Pocky, Animals, and reading horror novels.<br />
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    Dislikes [OH, YOU HAD TO ASK YOU DEVIL, YOU!!!]: People who are overly happy. Assholes [For me, that has a variety of meanings], People who are my friends but don't talk to me anymore. That makes me a SAAAAAD panda. And finally, Typing. OH LOOK! I typed all this useless crap just for you!!!<br />
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    [Warning: I tend to be kind of immature and a horn dog. If you tell me to stop, I WONT, SO HAH!!!]<br />
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    So yes.... Im glad we spent all these years together. I'm gonna go drink Coke™ Zero and go to bed.<br />
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    Salt...<br />
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    Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
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