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  • Artist Info: luff my car, not my gaia one but my real one, its a navy blue 68 mustang GT cali style and its very shiney biggrin <br />
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    my origanal saying:<br />
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    A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."<br />
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    Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"<br />
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    "Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."<br />
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    Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."<br />
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    my origanal saying(numbah touh):<br />
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    A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..<br />
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