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  • Artist Info: Hai~ I'm Ryan! <3 I'm... bi, and I'm proud! ;D I'm usually very quiet... strange, bored, and weird. C: I'm energetic and shit... My birthday is March 25th~ <3 My sign in Aries~ o_o<br />
    I'm a hoar~ <333<br />
    I suck at cooking, cleaning, sewing, sports. And I'm lazy. o3o<br />
    I work as a writer... (But failing miserably... ; ; )<br />
    I'm (kind of) funny. o_o Well, I don't really consider myself funny but... I guess that's up to you. xD <br />
    Likes:<br />
    Yaoi<br />
    Yuri<br />
    Manga<br />
    Anime<br />
    Cake<br />
    Swimming<br />
    Cute stuff? (LEAVE ME ALONE! D: )<br />
    Bunnies<br />
    Dogs<br />
    Cats<br />
    Big dogs<br />
    Small cats<br />
    Audition<br />
    Fanfiction<br />
    Friends<br />
    Haters<br />
    Music<br />
    Rave<br />
    Glow sticks ;D<br />
    Dildo's (Kidding, no I'm not.)<br />
    Pants<br />
    Comedy<br />
    Tragedy<br />
    Dane Cook<br />
    Beelz<br />
    Piano<br />
    Jeans<br />
    Peanut butter<br />
    CHEESE SANDWICH! <3<br />
    Rawr?<br />
    SEBASTIAN! <3333333<br />
    GRELL! <3333333<br />
    UNDERTAKER! <3333333<br />
    THAT GUY! <3333333<br />
    ETC ;D<br />
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    Dislikes:<br />
    You. (Kidding.)<br />
    Dumb asses<br />
    My computer (It hates me back. ; ; )<br />
    My ex<br />
    My other ex<br />
    My sisters<br />
    My brother (Except Ian! <333)<br />
    My dad<br />
    Myself (Not kidding! xD)<br />
    Other things...?<br />
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    LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES<br />
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    Say the words out loud.<br />
    1) That's not right... ...Sum Ting Wong<br />
    2) Are you harboring a fugitive? ...Hu Yu Hai Ding<br />
    3) See me ASAP... ...Kum Hia Nao<br />
    4) Stupid Man... ... Dum Fuk<br />
    5) Small Horse... ...Tai Ni Po Ni<br />
    6) Did you go to the Beach?...Wai Yu So Tan<br />
    7) I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni<br />
    8 ) I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat<br />
    9) It's very dark in here...Wao So Dim<br />
    10) I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching<br />
    11) This is a tow away zone...,No Pah King<br />
    12) Our meeting is next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao<br />
    13) Staying out of sight...Le i Ying Lo<br />
    14) He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka<br />
    15) Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu<br />
    16) Great... ...Fa Kin Su Pah<br />
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    Homophobia and You<br />
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    I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.<br />
    I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.<br />
    I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.<br />
    We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.<br />
    I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.<br />
    I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.<br />
    I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.<br />
    I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.<br />
    We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.<br />
    I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.<br />
    I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.<br />
    I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.<br />
    I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.<br />
    I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.<br />
    I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.<br />
    I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.<br />
    I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.<br />
    I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.<br />
    I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.<br />
    I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.<br />
    Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.<br />
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    10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty<br />
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    1. Look at the size of his putter.<br />
    2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.<br />
    3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.<br />
    4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.<br />
    5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.<br />
    6. Lift your head and spread your legs.<br />
    7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.<br />
    8. Just turn your back and drop it.<br />
    9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.<br />
    10. Damn, I missed the hole again.<br />
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    ~24 things to do in an elevator!~<br />
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    1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut UP!"<br />
    2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.<br />
    3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there."<br />
    4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.<br />
    5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.<br />
    6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.<br />
    7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.<br />
    8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.<br />
    9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"<br />
    10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"<br />
    11. Meow occasionally.<br />
    12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.<br />
    13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.<br />
    14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.<br />
    15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.<br />
    16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"<br />
    17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.<br />
    18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.<br />
    19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.<br />
    20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'<br />
    21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."<br />
    22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.<br />
    23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.<br />
    24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.<br />
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    Re-post this if you laughed.<br />
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    SasuNaru or SasuSaku<br />
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    Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke<br />
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    Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke<br />
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    Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura<br />
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    Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE<br />
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    When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.<br />
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    Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke<br />
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    Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.<br />
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    Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II<br />
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    Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.<br />
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    It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.<br />
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    What Kisses Mean:<br />
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    Forehead: You'll be mine forever<br />
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    Hand: I adore you<br />
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    Ear: I'm horny<br />
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    Cheek: You mean so much to me<br />
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    Shoulder: I want you<br />
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    Neck: I want you now<br />
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    Lips: I love you<br />
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    Holding Hands: We can learn to love each other<br />
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    Wink: Let's get it on<br />
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    Holding On Tight: I love you too much to let go<br />
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    Looking in the Eyes: I'm so in love with you<br />
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    Arm Around Waist: I'll show off my love for you<br />
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    Spank on the Ass: That's mine...bitch XD<br />
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    Laughing While Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you<br />
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    ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~<br />
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    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.<br />
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.<br />
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.<br />
    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".<br />
    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.<br />
    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".<br />
    7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".<br />
    8. dont use any punctuation<br />
    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.<br />
    10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.<br />
    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".<br />
    12. Sing Along At The Opera.<br />
    13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?<br />
    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.<br />
    15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.<br />
    16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.<br />
    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"<br />
    18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"<br />
    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."<br />
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    This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.<br />
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    16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART<br />
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    1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.<br />
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    2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.<br />
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    3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.<br />
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    4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,<br />
    " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.<br />
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    5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.<br />
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    6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.<br />
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    7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.<br />
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    8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,<br />
    "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"<br />
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    9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.<br />
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    10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.<br />
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    11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.<br />
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    12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.<br />
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    13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,<br />
    say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"<br />
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    14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..<br />
    "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"<br />
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    15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!<br />
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    16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"<br />
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    Month one<br />
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    Mommy<br />
    I am only 8 inches long<br />
    but I have all my organs.<br />
    I love the sound of your voice.<br />
    Every time I hear it<br />
    I wave my arms and legs.<br />
    The sound of your heart beat<br />
    is my favorite lullaby.<br />
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    Month Two<br />
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    Mommy<br />
    today I learned how to suck my thumb.<br />
    If you could see me<br />
    you could definitely tell that I am a baby.<br />
    I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.<br />
    It is so nice and warm in here.<br />
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    Month Three<br />
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    You know what Mommy<br />
    I'm a boy!!<br />
    I hope that makes you happy.<br />
    I always want you to be happy.<br />
    I don't like it when you cry.<br />
    You sound so sad.<br />
    It makes me sad too<br />
    and I cry with you even though<br />
    you can't hear me.<br />
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    Month Four<br />
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    Mommy<br />
    my hair is starting to grow.<br />
    It is very short and fine<br />
    but I will have a lot of it.<br />
    I spend a lot of my time exercising.<br />
    I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes<br />
    and stretch my arms and legs.<br />
    I am becoming quite good at it too.<br />
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    Month Five<br />
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    You went to the doctor today.<br />
    Mommy, he lied to you.<br />
    He said that I'm not a baby.<br />
    I am a baby Mommy, your baby.<br />
    I think and feel.<br />
    Mommy, what's abortion?<br />
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    Month Six<br />
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    I can hear that doctor again.<br />
    I don't like him.<br />
    He seems cold and heartless.<br />
    Something is intruding my home.<br />
    The doctor called it a needle.<br />
    Mommy what is it? It burns!<br />
    Please make him stop!<br />
    I can't get away from it!<br />
    Mommy! HELP me!<br />
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    Month Seven<br />
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    Mommy<br />
    I am okay.<br />
    I am in Jesus's arms.<br />
    He is holding me.<br />
    He told me about abortion.<br />
    Why didn't you want me Mommy?<br />
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    Every Abortion Is Just . . .<br />
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    One more heart that was stopped.<br />
    Two more eyes that will never see.<br />
    Two more hands that will never touch.<br />
    Two more legs that will never run.<br />
    One more mouth that will never speak.<br />
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    If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile<br />
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    Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school<br />
    He told his friends that it was cool<br />
    And when he pulled the trigger back<br />
    It shot with a great crack<br />
    Mummy I was a good girl<br />
    I did what I was told<br />
    I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold<br />
    But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye<br />
    I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry<br />
    When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another<br />
    And all because he got the gun from his older brother<br />
    Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much<br />
    And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush<br />
    And tell my little sister that she is the only one now<br />
    And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now<br />
    And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best<br />
    Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest<br />
    Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class<br />
    And never to forget this and please don't let this pass<br />
    Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this<br />
    Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss<br />
    And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try<br />
    I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry<br />
    Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest<br />
    But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest<br />
    Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack<br />
    Mummy listen to me if you would<br />
    I wanted to go to college<br />
    I wanted to try things that were new<br />
    I guess I'm not going with daddy<br />
    On that trip to the new zoo<br />
    I wanted to get married<br />
    I wanted to have a kid<br />
    I wanted to be an actress<br />
    Mummy I wanted to live<br />
    But mummy I must go now<br />
    The time is getting late<br />
    Mummy tell my Chris<br />
    I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date<br />
    I love you mummy I always have<br />
    I know you know it's true<br />
    Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"<br />
    In memory of the Columbian students that were lost<br />
    Please if you would<br />
    Pass this around<br />
    I'd be happy if you could<br />
    Don't smash this on the ground<br />
    If you pass this on<br />
    Maybe people will cry<br />
    Just keep this in heart<br />
    For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"<br />
    Now you have two choices<br />
    1) repost and show you care<br />
    2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart<br />
    (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)<br />
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    Check this out...<br />
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    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty<br />
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    uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal<br />
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    pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a<br />
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    rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't<br />
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    mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the<br />
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    olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer<br />
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    be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl<br />
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    mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.<br />
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    Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed<br />
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    ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.<br />
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    Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling<br />
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    was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!<br />
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    If you could read that put it in your profile<br />
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    Quiz Results:<br />
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    You are a Romantic Seme!<br />
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    A true romantic, you're safest sticking with a partner who is gentle and can appreciate your mature, loving ways and protective nature. Most often found with a handful of roses and wine, you are committed to your partner and their happiness, which makes you a perfect match for the Innocent Uke, who you will dedicate yourself to and lavish with gifts and attention.<br />
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    Most compatible with: Innocent Uke, Clueless Uke<br />
    Least compatible with: Badass Uke, Dramatic Uke<br />
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    If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!<br />
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    If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile<br />
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    If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile<br />
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    If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile<br />
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    If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile<br />
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    If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.<br />
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    Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ECT, copy this onto your profile.<br />
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    If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.<br />
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    If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.<br />
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    If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!<br />
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    If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.<br />
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    If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.<br />
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    If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.<br />
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    If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile.<br />
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    If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reson, copy this and paste it in your profile<br />
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    50 Things to Do at a Movie Theater!<br />
    1. Try to start a wave<br />
    2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.<br />
    3. Wear a huge Afro wig.<br />
    4. Every 15 minutes stand up and then sit back down.<br />
    5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”<br />
    6. If there is a love scene, reach over in front of you and cover a random person’s eyes.<br />
    7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.<br />
    8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.<br />
    9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.<br />
    10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your seat and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person next to you and say, "you never know".<br />
    11. Talk really loud on your phone.<br />
    12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.<br />
    13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.<br />
    14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.<br />
    15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.<br />
    16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a random person and say, “did you see that?!”<br />
    17. Sit criss cross on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.<br />
    18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.<br />
    19. Do the same thing stated above (#1 cool except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.<br />
    20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.<br />
    21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether or not they give you a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.<br />
    22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your seat yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”<br />
    23. Repeat the lines in the movie.<br />
    24. Accuse the person behind you of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.<br />
    25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single seat before the movie starts.<br />
    26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.<br />
    27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.<br />
    28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.<br />
    29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”<br />
    30. Ask the person who sells you the ticket to give you his/her autograph.<br />
    31. Ask for a discount because you are single and entering alone<br />
    32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.<br />
    33. Bargain with the ticket price<br />
    34. Turn around to the person behind you and say, “Excuse me, can you please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your seat yell “HARDER! HARDER!”<br />
    35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.<br />
    36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a random person.<br />
    37. Every 10 minutes pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as you nod your head look at the person next to you and say ”mmmmmmm!”<br />
    38. Stare at a random person next to you the entire time.<br />
    39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because you will be leaving half way through the movie.<br />
    40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.<br />
    41. Ask a random person next to you to explain the movie because you don’t get it.<br />
    42. Ask a random person to go buy you popcorn because you don’t want to miss the movie.<br />
    43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as you lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.<br />
    44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.<br />
    45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises<br />
    46. Eat the popcorn from a random person sitting next to you.<br />
    47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because you need to use the bathroom.<br />
    48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”<br />
    49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then show the contents of the tissue to a random person sitting next to you saying, “Look what I did!”<br />
    50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.<br />
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    Well... that's about it... go away! D:
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