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  • Artist Info: Im a geek, a goth, a crazy mo fo, and darn proud! Im pretty much every cliche and I work it hard! I am in love with anime, cartoons, and comics, and I am not ashamed of my nerdy tendencies. If you wana know me, you have to take me as I am.<br />
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    Now, Random quotes from my friends and me:<br />
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    "Emma: Alex why are you so against fun?<br />
    Alex: I'm not against fun I'm against childish things.<br />
    Me: That's code for because he hasn't found anyone who can yank the stick out of his a** yet..."<br />
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    "Emma: It's cause I'm white isn't it Alex?<br />
    Alex: No it's because you're stupid"<br />
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    "Emma:OMG I love Jeff Dunham!<br />
    Alex: Whose he?<br />
    Me: you should know, you're just like one of his puppets.<br />
    Alex: Really? Which one?<br />
    Me: Jose Jalepeno on a Stick :3"<br />
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    "Emma: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"<br />
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    "Me: Ugh that test turned my brain to mush...<br />
    Emma: So put in the microwave for a minute, then let it sit for three to thicken.<br />
    Me:.... Sure I'll get right on that..."<br />
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    "Me: What happens if you choke a smurf?<br />
    Emma: It dies duh<br />
    Me: I meant what color does it turn...<br />
    Emma: You didn't say that!"<br />
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    "Me: Alex will you be my suragate dady?<br />
    Alex: Is this one of those weird inside jokes I just smile and nod at?<br />
    Me: Most of what I say is<br />
    Alex: Okay fine, I'll be your suragate daddy...?<br />
    Me: Sweet, Daddy can I borrow five bucks?"<br />
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    "Me: Emma what's wrong?<br />
    Emma: I just watched Mamma Mia...<br />
    Me: And?<br />
    Emma: AND THERE'S NO RESOLUTION!<br />
    Me: Huh, there really isnt...<br />
    Emma: it makes me wanna smack a hoe..."<br />
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    "Emma: Yeah Alex you can be a pimp for halloween and we'll be your bitches!<br />
    Alex: I don't believe in pimps<br />
    Me: That's code for he's still in the closet"<br />
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    "Emma: I have decided there is no gay closet<br />
    Me: So what is there?<br />
    Emma: A glass Armoire"<br />
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    "Emma: Dude he's so far in the closet he's touching Narnia...<br />
    Me: No he just wants to stay in the closet cause that's where all the other gays are..."<br />
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    "Emma: A gay guy invented the bagel<br />
    Me: How do you know that?<br />
    Emma: Have you seen what it looks like?"<br />
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    "Me: If I'm right when I'm wrong am I wrong when I'm right?<br />
    Emma: No we're just always right.<br />
    Alex: or you're jsut always wrong<br />
    Me&Emma: No we're always right"
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