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    Hullo! Hy am Maxim. <br />
    Hy am a Jaeger, or Jaegermonstern, as unfriendly people call ze Jaegerkin.<br />
    We luff fighiting an' drinkin'! An' wimmin.<br />
    Nize hat!<br />
    Hyou may know me as vun of ze Boyz, as we arre known. Me an' my brudders (notte ahchual brudders) Dimo and Oggi where on a shearch for the Heterodyne.<br />
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    FAQs:<br />
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    -Dude, you can't spell.    <br />
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    Not a qvestion, und yez hy kann. Eet iz an ACCENT. <br />
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    -What are you?    <br />
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    A Jager, duh.<br />
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    -How old are you?    <br />
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    250-300 yearz old. ;D<br />
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    -What is Girl Genius?<br />
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    A keeckass vebkomic.<br />
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    -I don't know what you're saying :/<br />
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    Den hyu iz not schmot enough fur me luffely accent ;D<br />
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    Can I marry you?    <br />
    No, 'coz Sergeant Polly Perks now haff my heart. heart <br />
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