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    eyy, whats up holmes. im ash.<br />
    thanks for visiting my page, you stalker =)<br />
    since you're here, why dont we get to know each other?<br />
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    **Pro's**<br />
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    *I hail from Florida<br />
    *I'm irish and italian <br />
    *Im extremely random<br />
    *I can be very helpful<br />
    *Despite my tough exterior, Im really just another soft-hearted girl, who still wants him to notice her.<br />
    *I want a guy who will accompany me to Halloween Horror Nights, and let me pretend to be scared just so he can hold me <3<br />
    *Im not new to the planet, so I can hold my own against just about anyone<br />
    *I loves me some chocolate<br />
    *I have a secret stash of lucky charms in my room<br />
    *Anything horror movies, or horror period is what i breathe.<br />
    *I have extremely vivid dreams, some of which I can remember like they actually happened, most of them are embarassing.<br />
    *I seriously would marry Charlie Puth<br />
    *I dont randomly run my mouth. okay thats a lie.<br />
    *I eat Crystal Light and Kool-Aid right out the packet<br />
    *If you so much as mention Jared Leto, i will begin screaming my head off in such a fan girl fit, you won't be able to hear anything for a week.<br />
    *I hate effin' Justin Bieber. Also, any and all teeny bopper music, which brings me back to Justin Bieber. so lets get together and jump his arse, okay?<br />
    *I also love music. No seriously, I would kill somebody for an un-circulated ABAS CD<br />
    *I'm one of those people who can recite the sandlot movie word for word.<br />
    *Im a huge baby, and cry at every chick flick or hatchi story <br />
    *Im a member of the Undead Army, and proud to be a hollywood hooligan<br />
    *I roll up in a diamond encrusted pony rocket to the club<br />
    *Im obsessed with Adventure Time with Finn and Jake <3<br />
    *I'm shamelessly one of GaGa's little monsters.<br />
    *I have convienent rabies. It comes and goes as I please.<br />
    *I pity all of the disney stars. they're being held against there will with guns, you know. thats why poor demi flipped..<br />
    *I can hold my own on a skateboard<br />
    *Old school rock n' roll is amazing<br />
    *DUDE I EFFIN LUV BOOTY GRAB. I PLAYZ IT ALL DAY. LETS SEND INVITES <br />
    *All forms of music are good. except Country. thats not really music. =)<br />
    *I love animals. Furry and scaly.<br />
    *Im a sucker for musicians >.<<br />
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    ;;Con's;;<br />
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    ;I can be extremely anti-social<br />
    ;I have abit of a temper<br />
    ;Im extremely sarcastic at points<br />
    ;I get really really loud for no reason<br />
    ;I get lonely easily, so I tend to stick around<br />
    ;Sometimes I dont when enough is enough<br />
    ;Even though Jesse Mccartney is no longer active is the music world, I still randomly sing his songs aloud, because at one point, I thought I was going to marry that boy. And his grown-up self is hawt as hell.<br />
    ;Im a Youtube junkie and pretty much worship WTCC, ShaneDawson, Micheal Bucksley, and AfricanoBoiShow<br />
    ;I dont like peeps ''the marshmallow things''<br />
    seriously, come at me with one and I will stab you with a pen<br />
    ;I bump more than I actually talk<br />
    ;Although Hollywood Undead kicked Deuce out, I still listen to Deuce, do with that what you want, I dont know if thats a pro or con, but who cares?<br />
    ;I send more random friend requests than a homeless dude who just discovered the internet, mainly cuz your avatar is cool or I like you =)<br />
    ;I have a bad habit of insulting younger children<br />
    ;Parental Discretion is Advised half the time<br />
    ;I have a really bad thing for skater boys and english boys. The cliche lives on.<br />
    ;I believe firmly that one day, Unicorns will be domesticated, and when they are, Im going to let mine sleep at the foot of my bed, and his name will be Chowder<br />
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    Thats about it. Could you guess I sat here for thirty minutes coming up with these? I love random friend requests, so send one. These arent really enough to get to know me, but I think Im pretty friendly. So lets strike up a conversation about pokemon or something. I wont bite cha'<br />
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