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    *strums guitar while talking* hey look buddy...im'a engineer...that means i solve problems... *bullet shots right past his head hiting the truck behind him* ...not problems like what is beauty...because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy... *two bullets shot past him again hiting the truck*...i slove pratical problems...*a sentry kills a blu heavy while he screams in pain while the engineer stops strumming his guitar to gulp down some beer while the kill counter roles up to 210 and starts strumming again* ...fur instance...how ima gonna stop some mean mother hubbard frum tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?... *level one sentry kills a blu soldier while he screams in pain while the kill counter roles up* ...the answer... *level 2 senrty kills a blu scout while he screams in pain while the kill counter roles up again*...is a gun...and if dat dunt work... *two level one sentrys and a one level two sentry turn while a level 3 sentry shoots rockets at a blu scout* ...use more gun... *the engineer stops strumming his guitar to look to where the rockets have been shoot and sees a huge explosion while the blu scout screams in pain "MY AAARMM" which has been flung to where the engineer is when he starts to strum his guitar again while one of the level one sentrys turns to the hand to see if it is a threat while the kill counter roles up to 214* ...like this...heavy caliber tripod-mounted little 'ol number designed by me... *kicks hand away which the level one sentry shoots*...built...by me... *after a few seconds the level one sentry shoots a blu soldier which yelps in pain while the kill counter rolles up to 215*...and you best hope... *stares at you* ... not pointed at you... *strums guitar into a type of heavy metal theme while the camera zooms out to show blu team getting there asses whooped and then they show him with the whole red team while the camara zooms out of his face to show the rest of the team*...<br />
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    This amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbeque, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions.
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