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  • Artist Info: Buon giorno, peoples of Gaia. I am Brad, aka GasMan Hyjinks. I am a a programmer, IT professional, writer, and film/game critic. I've received an AS in Computer Science, and have gone on to acquire various technical certifications such as A+ and ITIL. I'm also an athiest and find a lot of problems with organized religion.<br />
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    "I wish I could ruin the world so much that people couldn't taste anymore or enjoy sex."<br />
    -Armin<br />
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    ~Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.<br />
    ~Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.<br />
    ~I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.<br />
    ~I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.<br />
    -Woody Allen<br />
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    ~In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.<br />
    ~It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.<br />
    ~Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.<br />
    ~There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.<br />
    ~Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.<br />
    -Douglas Adams<br />
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    “I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours”
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