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    'Elloooo, my name is Shai ; i'm 23 and have been active on Gaia since 2006,<br />
    Now to get to know a lil'bit about muaaaah
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    -I'm a sugar-coated dumpling with all sorts of yummyness.<br />
    -My mule account is Sexulant Strawberries<br />
    -I make damn good potatoes. <br />
    -I'm funny. O.o and I like being sexulant. <br />
    -I make a living busking on the trains. <br />
    -I live under a mattress an i'll share if you bring blueberries<br />
    -I plan to make a career as a professional busker. <br />
    -I love music. Music is pretty sexy. I make love to it in the backseat. <br />
    -I love my friends. I grab their [insertwordhere] - they squeal in delight; life is good. <br />
    -I like making my boyfriend making sounds because it usually in my bed and it starts up conversation at the breakfast table the next morning. <br />
    -I tend to zone out and sing random tunes during conversations. <br />
    -I speak my mind way too much. I will hurt your feelings because of it. <br />
    [hands you some tissues] your mother is a gorrilla BAHAHAHA ! <br />
    -I don't know how people tolerate me. I can be the biggest annoyance. <br />
    -Bisexual. I likes the ladies <3 <br />
    Time for me to exit into the night.
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    and we're not ugly cupcakes! we're freakin amazing! without the muffin, there would BE no cupcake! we're the original CUPCAKE!<br />
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