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  • Artist Info: Fake friends: Never ask for food.<br />
    True friends: Are the reasons you have no food.<br />
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    Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs<br />
    True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM<br />
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    Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.<br />
    True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!"<br />
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    Fake friends: Never seen you cry.<br />
    True friends: Cry with you.<br />
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    Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.<br />
    True friends: Keep your s**t so long they forget its yours.<br />
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    Fake friends: Know a few things about you.<br />
    True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.<br />
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    Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.<br />
    True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you.<br />
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    Fake friends: Would knock on your front door.<br />
    True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"<br />
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    Fake friends: Are for a while.<br />
    True friends: Are for life.<br />
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    Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.<br />
    True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "B***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t."<br />
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    Fake friends: Will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you.<br />
    True friends: Will knock them the f**k out.<br />
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    Fake friends: Will read this.<br />
    True friends: Will steal this, just like I did. <br />
    Stolen from: The lost marionette    <br />
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