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  • Artist Info: My name is Dani and I'm not a very interesting person. True, alot of people think I'm funny and I should do stand up, but half the people on this spinning ball of dirt and vomit are funny. Okay, I guess I should start this whole "ABOUT ME" section with all of the things I class myself as, and why. So here goes...<br />
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    1. Vault Hunter: I learned a lot in my time on Pandora, and I can truly say the loot always pulls me back.<br />
    2. Nerdfighter: Because...well, I want to make everything not-suck. And I am made of awesome.<br />
    3. Goth: In my own right, its self-proclaimed. Others would deny it.<br />
    4: Homicidal Maniac: Because I believe that the world is in fact hell with a few genuinely good people sprinkled in, like not enough sprinkles on a sundae. I also believe that those who actively assist the Earth in becoming hell, should be eradicated. And I'd love to be the eradicator.<br />
    5. Warpie: Cuz I LOVES ME SOME TIME WARP!<br />
    6. Assassin: Nothing is True, Everything is Permitted.<br />
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    That's about it as far as labels go, so I guess I should go on to tell a bit about myself and my interests. And away we go.<br />
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    I have a fiance. While I am eighteen years of age, she is twenty-one and for some, unforseen, unknown reason, she loves me. We have been happily together for three and a half years, and her screenname is Greengrl4eva07.<br />
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    I prefer Coke to Pepsi, and Whoppers to Big Macs.<br />
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    I am both fat and ugly. I take a giant amount of pride in both of these facts.<br />
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    I love to draw, and am never without my sketchpad and a pencil AND pen. I draw whatever inspires me, and I also utilize MS paint and other computer programs. On that same note, I am in the process of purchasing a drawing tablet for my laptop.<br />
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    My parents are divorced.<br />
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    I have a younger brother of fourteen by the name of Nasty Scrape. He, like myself, is extremely intelligent.<br />
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    I love to read, and I read extremely quickly and far above my suggested level. The book I am currently reading: Contest by Matthew Reilly.<br />
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    I am a lover of music, and I simply cannot go a single day without switching on SOMETHING that has a rhythm to it, even down to my washing machine. I feel as though music is to my soul what food is to my body: I get more than I should, but I wouldn't have it any other way.<br />
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    My other passion is tattoing and tattoo culture. All of my friends call me by my tattoo name, Dani Koi, and they claim I have a Rotary Machine for a heart and ink in my veins. I am currently a tattoo apprentice, and I love my work. <br />
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    I am a vampire. Oh god I can smell the flamers and trolls now.....<br />
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    I love anime, and I used to follow BLEACH very closely until my cable went out.<br />
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    I am a MARVEL fanboy, and hate all things DC.<br />
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    I run a shop in the marketplace, buy from it, a shop in the gaia services forum, visit it, and a guild, join it.<br />
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    That, as far as I can think, is everything anyone anywhere will ever need to know about me. So thanks for taking time out of your obviously un-busy day (for if it was busy you wouldn't be on Gaia now would you?) and reading my profile!<br />
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    Keep your edges sharp and your powder dry,<br />
    Lexical Gap Linguist
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