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  • Artist Info: I wonder why you are even here. I mean, not to be rude or anything, but I don't think anyone uses the profiles or journals anymore.<br />
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    In other words, I'm being too lazy to update my profile with new stuff (that's just me). So I'm leaving it the way it is~ ♥<br />
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    Love ya!<br />
    Kasu<br />
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    For Entertainment Purposes<br />
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    There were three little boys called Trouble, Manners and Shut Up. They all went jungle-trekking. Soon enough, Trouble got separated and was lost. Manners and Shut Up then decided to go to the police station to lodge a missing person's report. Along the way, Manners needed to go to the bathroom. Shut Up entered the police station to make the report. The police officer on duty asked him "What's your name boy?". Shut Up replied "Shut Up.". Mistaking this as himself being told to keep quiet, the police officer glared at him, and said "Where are your manners boy?!". Sadly enough, Shut Up thought he was being asked where Manners was. Pointing outside, he said "In the bathroom.". By now, the police officer was royally annoyed and snapped "Are you looking for trouble?!?!". Looking up, Shut Up answered "Why yes! How did you know?".<br />
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    In life, there is pain, sorrow, hardship and many other things. If you happen to fall down, you must have the confidence and the courage to stand up straight and say, "Who the hell pushed me?!"<br />
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    In this world, there are 6 solid facts.<br />
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    Fact number 1: You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue.<br />
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    Fact number 2: Only fools would have tried it after hearing that.<br />
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    Fact number 3: You are probably going to tell all your friends these six facts.<br />
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    Fact number 4: The reason why you want to tell your friends about the six facts is to make fools of them like I have made a fool out of you.<br />
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    Fact number 5: You will succeed in making your friends fools of themselves.<br />
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    Fact number 6: Fact number 1 is false you fool.<br />
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    (This really happened) During a maths lesson at school, our maths teacher whom we call Pn. Babi (that's Malay cos' I live in Malaysia. But translated, it means Mrs. Pig) caught one of my classmates talking to his friend. She yelled at him "Every time I turn around, you will be smiling and talking to your friend!" I whispered to my friend who was sitting next to me "But if you don't smile while talking to your friend, you must be one hell of a cold person."<br />
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    A boastful lawyer bought a beautiful Ferrari. The first time he took it for a drive, he had a major accident and totally wrecked it. He stood there shouting, "OH MY GOD! MY FERRARI!!!". A police officer walked over and said, "You lawyers are so materialistic. Don't you know that your arm is gone?". The lawyer looked down and yelled, "OH MY GOD! MY ROLEX!".<br />
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    A Korean man asked God. "When will Korea win the World Cup?". God replied, "In a hundred years time." The Korean man cried because he would never live to see it. Then, a Japanese man came and asked God, "When will Japan win the World Cup?". To which God replied, "In two hundred years time.". The Japanese man cried because he would never live to see it. Later, a Malaysian man came and asked God, "When will Malaysia win the World Cup?". And God cried.<br />
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