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    What's there to say? I'm a pretty old guy. xD 22 years old. Yikes, right? Yeah. I know. 'What's an old guy like me doing on this site?' Don't really have an answer. But I've been on the site since I started high school. So, it's been a long time. :3<br />
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    Quest for Nicknames complete!!! Thanks everyone for helping! <3 Let's see. My friend's all have different nicknames for me. Including; Blue, Cray, Almighty, ABC, Alphabet, Bruce, Crayon, Almighty One, Mr. Anon, Pink, Purple, Abacus, Abs, Pet, Blueey, Noogie Magnet, Playboy, Muffin, Leuc, Touga, Crayola, Crayon (French?), Prince Charming, Aoi-chan, Fathomless Fae's Flirt Fantastical, Blueberry, Squishy, Charles, Hubbie-kun, Mono, Albucray, Mighty, Pastel, BueBloo, Bluebs, Captain Almighty the 2nd, Almy, Crayo, NERDFACE, Mr. Crayon, Cecil, Captain Blue, Major Blue, Sergeant Blue, Mr. Innuendo, rayo, rayon, ayon, yon, Kiddo. Most call me Blue, though. But if you want to come up with a new one, feel free. Just let me know, so I know you're talking to me. xD    <br />
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    Quotes: <br />
    "Some people are like slinkies, not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs."<br />
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    The Crescent Guardian - "My epiphany:<br />
    Second place<br />
    Second fastest, second strongest, second smartest.<br />
    In any given situation between me and another guy, I'm always second best. I feel like a silver medal with legs. That's why no girl will have me. No one likes settling for second best.    "<br />
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    "I like my women like I like my chicken.<br />
    With a little bit of fat on the end.<br />
    Not too much and not too little.<br />
    Just enough to make me grin!    "<br />
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    Jowast - "What do you expect, 'AlmightyBlueCrayon,' it's got a 'One-in-a-million' thing to it xD"<br />
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    Eve Hilson - "Glitter is the herpes of the craft supplies"<br />
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    USMC_ J e t t a_FMA058"I think they did very well with Robin Hood. Some people consider it rather dry but I'm a digger. xD"<br />
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    From the movie Southland - "I'm a pimp. And pimps don't commit suicide."<br />
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    My Uncle xD - "'How sick is that?' 'Did he throw up on you? Not sick enough!'"<br />
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    Doc - "Well there'll come a time when rogue Microsoft fans begin pelting them through SONY supporter windows... Because they'll be cheaper than bricks. ._."<br />
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    From 'Flight of the Phoenix' - "I think a man only needs one thing in life. He just needs someone to love. If you can't give him that, then give him something to hope for. And if you can't give him that, just give him something to do."<br />
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    McNugget - "If you can stomach it, you can make a smoothie out of it."<br />
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    From 'Braveheart' - "The trouble with Scotland is that it's full of Scots."<br />
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    Also from 'Braveheart' - "The lord said don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question!"<br />
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    From 'The Adventure of Rocky and Bullwinkle' said by John Goodman - "Yeah and I'm really John Goodman."<br />
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    Mr. Feeny - "There is no gravity in outer space, so astronaughts suck up. Learn from them."    <br />
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    [[Avis moved to Journal]]<br />
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    Tunnel Trance<br />
    There's no earthly way of knowing.<br />
    Which direction we are going.<br />
    There's no knowing where we're rowing.<br />
    Or which way the river is flowing.<br />
    Is it raining? Is it snowing?<br />
    Is a hurricane a-blowing? <br />
    Not a speck of light is showing,<br />
    So the danger must be growing.<br />
    Are the fires of hell a-flowing?<br />
    Is the grimly reaper mowing?<br />
    Yes, the dangers must be growing,<br />
    For the rowers keep on rowing,<br />
    And they're certainly not showing<br />
    Any signs that they are slowing!
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