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  • Artist Info: Just commissioned some gorgeous avatar art... it's in my journal, check it out!<br />
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    ...Excuse me, love. The visitor tour doesn't go this way. What do you mean by a profile. Are you insane? Oh, God. I have a mentally unstable person in my office.<br />
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    *Picks up the phone* Um, yes? St. Marco's Hospital, please? Yes, it's very urgent. No, this is not a drill. ...Humdedum... Oh! Dr. Smith? Yes, I have someone here who thinks that my office is a bloody "profile". Yes, I know... Wasting a doctors' time might be illegal? I don't know, do I look like an 'effing cop? Well, same to you! *click*<br />
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    ...You're still here? 'Tell me about yourself?' Is this some kind of joke? Get out of my office! If I tell you about myself, will you just leave?! Yes? Promise? *sigh* Alright, alright.<br />
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    My username is pretty obvious, and if you didn't know it up to this point, you're actually quite stupid. I'm female, because honestly, could any male pull this off? Doubtful, honey. I find it rather hilarious to watch people guess my age. I believe it's fairly obvious, but, then again, you did get lost from a tourist group. <br />
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    I'm from a lovely country called ______ in the north. It's not in Europe, and it's not Russia! Can you fill in the blank? ...Tourists, pfft.<br />
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    ................Make my day by:<br />
    .buying something off of my wishlist<br />
    .sending me a pm telling me how much you adore me (or, you know, somewhere around those lines)<br />
    .two words: random. comment.<br />
    .say something stupid to make me laugh<br />
    .um... i don't know what else. geez, do i have to do all the work for you?!<br />
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    I like pink, yellow, and blue. You should too, 'cause those colours are simply ahh-mazing. The colour called peach is the most disgusting colour ever. Ever. Even worse than stone-age yellow.<br />
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    I'm fluent in Spanish I know some minor Russian, and I'll gladly translate any Spanish for you. Or, you know, you could go on a translation website. But I'm way cooler than bablefish, or the like. <br />
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    I suppose I'll dedicate this chunk of profile to my forever loved donators. These fellow gaians are super sweet, and I thank constantly. Jorgina was such a doll, and gave me a lovely single pink daffodil boquet, wrapped in yellow paper, thank you so much Jorgina! ' [ q u i e t . r i o t ] (no longer signs on) was a sweetheart and made me a personalized layout (which was rendered obsolete by the changing of my name, but the gift was so much appreciated!). She also gave me a personalized signature, and a darling little white ruffled shirt, which I'm wearing right now! (...am I? Oh, yes. I am.)<br />
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    My music tastes are extremely varied, and slightly random. One day I'll be in love with AFI, the next I might favour a classic song from Frank Sinatra (gotta' love the classics). I'm not a big fan of old country songs, rap, r&b, and some hip hop. I also detest Celine Dion, but let's not get into that just yet. <br />
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    I'm currently a Chatterboxing crazy girl. I just recovered from my elitist-GD-syndrome, which I hope will pass completely. Oh, you can also find me in Towns, Exchange or some Art Auctions.<br />
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    I'll use this space to express my hatred extreme dislike for chainletters. Send me one, and you'll be:<br />
    i.) ignored<br />
    ii.) blocked<br />
    iii.) un-friended (pshht, of course that's a word)<br />
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    Anyways. If you're wanting to talk, send me a PM. Random comments are replied to with another random comment. If that's what you like, go ahead.<br />
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    Hope this satisfies your curiousity, now be a doll and l e a v e? ...Or, you know, you could keep browsing around, just to create some minor disobedience? Yeah, that's what I thought.<br />
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    Made by Terra Earth... she's amazing, isn't she?
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