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    THE QUOTES OF COMPLETE AND UTTER AWESOME!<br />
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    "Well Screw You! Wait! I can't! I'm gay!--no wait. we're both girls.--nevermind! I'm not gay!" ~Turtle (Roommate)<br />
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    Turtle: Why do guys always come when you're not trying to be attractive?<br />
    Me: ....I'm currently trying to decide on the definition of "come" in that sentence...o.o<br />
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    Turtle: Everything's faster with boys...wait. that sounds dirty<br />
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    Me: *sneeze**sneeze**sneeze*<br />
    Morgan: You sneezed three times! You're pregnet!<br />
    Me: Aw crap. Who's is it this time?<br />
    Morgan: O.O<br />
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    Me: Breast Cancer's the best! They've got pink stuff!<br />
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    Me: PIKA-F*CKING-CHU!<br />
    Morgan: Thats's one angry pikachu<br />
    Me: He's PMSing.<br />
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    Heather: I'll just tell him to hug the girl who's been stalking him for the last two weeks<br />
    Me: I may come in my pants OwO<br />
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    Turtle: BABIES BABIES BABIES!!!<br />
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    Morgan: *eating a hamburger*<br />
    Me: YOU'RE EATING MY BABIES!!<br />
    Morgan: Yes. Yes I am.<br />
    Me: That's okay, I eat human babies. <br />
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    Me: You didn't like that last one and said Pikachu was an idiot &gt;x&lt;<br />
    Jay: Don't worry, Pikachu doesn't care what I think.<br />
    Me: Yes he does! Because Pikachu's a good boy.<br />
    Jay: Man. They got you bad, didn't they?<br />
    Me: Mm-hmm! Mm-hmm! OwO PikaPikaf*ckinchu!<br />
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    Me: I had a dream I was a doctor on scrubs,and I killed Satoshi from DNAngel...what's for breakfast?<br />
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    Turtle: Don't ever compare your bacon to somebody else's bacon!<br />
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    Turtle: Just cause you've got beef with my roommate, doesn't mean you can slather your A1 sauce all over me! ...I taste like cold pizza <br />
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    Turtle:*singing* Why can't you sneeze, whenever I talk about you<br />
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    Ralphie: I've got a question<br />
    Turtle: I'm not pregnant! I told you! You can't do that with a hand!<br />
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    Me: ...What's an incubus?<br />
    Heather: It's a male succubus.<br />
    Me: oh!.... :3....what's a succubus?<br />
    Joanna: What ARE you reading?<br />
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    Gloria: He was called "Warrior Pope"<br />
    Me: SUPER OMEGA WARRIOR POPE!<br />
    Everyone: O.O...<br />
    Me: He's a champion level digimon ^^<br />
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    Me: I think Lancia and I should adopt lambo and get married<br />
    Margy: lol<br />
    Me: Then, I'll have an affair with Shou-chan and another mafia war will break out. YAY MAFIA WARS!<br />
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    "Mori Like Seashells." ~ Ouran host Club English bloopers<br />
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    "My mom had a uterus. I lived in it."~ JD from Scrubs<br />
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    Me: THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO FALL IN MAN LOVE AND GET MAN MARRIED AND HAVE MAN BABIES!<br />
    Saku: because they couldn't have normal babies...<br />
    Me: Of course not! Trying to squeeze a baby out of a penis would be deathly painful!<br />
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    Reborn: Bianchi's my lover<br />
    Morgan: WOT?! He's as big as her vagina! He could put his entire body in there,kick around a little bit, and she'd have a orgasm! <br />
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    Me: I'MMA EAT YER BABIES! STRAIGHT OUTTA YER OVARIES!<br />
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    Turtle: EEERGH! The verticals aren't even like, vertical!<br />
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    Turtle: Are you sure you're not sick?<br />
    Me: well, my head doesn't hurt and my nose isn't running, so i don't think i have a cold. .... either that or i'm an idiot<br />
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    Turtle: The things he does with his hands: GAY PEOPLE DO THINGS WITH THEIR HANDS!<br />
    Me: XDDDDDD<br />
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    Turtle: Me and my friend are talking about penises! biggrin <br />
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    Turtle: Don't talk about cars! Orlando is my sexy beast that I like to honk!!<br />
    Me: Are we still talking about cars...?<br />
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    turtle: There's enough bacteria on these dishes to substitute marijuana for the usage of medical purposes. <br />
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    Dex: Kitty.. the... *bleep*ing insane pokemon.<br />
    There is only one Kitty in existence, and little is known about it. All scientific research on this pokemon were halted in a freak lab accident. All current pokemon Professors refuse to study it's habits for they obtain temporary insanity, a variety of mental illnesses, and a 'kawaii' overdose. Three out of four scientist resorted to suicide to, as they quoted, "make it stop"<br />
    No trainer has ever had the courage to catch one... until you threw that ball, you dumbass..<br />
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    Oz: So what's it like being surrounded by a couple of black guys?<br />
    Turtle: You're black! I'm white! Let's make a turner classic movie together!!<br />
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    Allison: I gotta pee like a pregnant woman!<br />
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    Turtle: My favorite animals the playpus.<br />
    Me: The platypus is what happens when god sneezes. He's like "I'll put a duck here and a beaver here and--ACCHOO!!! -splut- aw crud..."<br />
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    Turtle: I'm gonna need to get a job before i have sex...<br />
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    Margy: Saphy says she'd sell her deathnote manga for Loveless<br />
    Me: I don't blame her! Catboys SO beat God!<br />
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    Me: *holding pikachu keychain into the light*<br />
    Turtle: What are you doing?<br />
    Me: I'm really bored, so I'm looking into the hole in my pikachu's butt<br />
    Turtle: YOU REALLY ARE A CHILD MOLESTER!!<br />
    ME: O.O???<br />
    (do u see the connection??)<br />
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    Mama: Tough titties! You're stuck!<br />
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    Margy: it's like talking to a wall!<br />
    Me: Yes! My brain is like a wall to your face<br />
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    Me: yes pika, dig ur face into my crotch =.=<br />
    (in this case, pikachu is a cat, and my crotch is a pillow, just to clear up any misinterpretations)<br />
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    Kate: this is where sexual abuse starts<br />
    Me: oh gawd! I hope I have ugly children.<br />
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    Ein (dog): *trying to lick Pikachu's (cat) scab*<br />
    Me: Ein! Quit it! Pika can lick him own boobies--wat! I mean boo-boos xDD<br />
    Margy:ROFL<br />
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    Me: I have my flashlight, but every step I take, i stop, and listen. Listen for some EVIL RAPIST SQUIRREL!<br />
    Mom and will: xDD lol<br />
    Me: They're out there! all like "This week, we take a break from Turtle's crazy life, for a special episode of her roommate Kitty's Crazy life!" With their little squirrely cameras, making their little squirrely reality shows<br />
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    Turtle: *steps on matt's CD case*<br />
    Matt: YOU BITCH! You got mud all over my CDs!<br />
    Turte: You ASSHOLE! D&lt; I got tissues &lt;3<br />
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    Me: *listening to iTunes*<br />
    Turtle: You listen to christmas music?<br />
    Me: What are you talkin' bout? This is from The Lion King!<br />
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    Me: *fase-translating 8059 doujin**narrating as yama* As I stood there, i felt helpless, watching him defencelessly play his piano--mmmm defenceless gokudera &gt;9--no wait! angsty doujin! SRS FACE!<br />
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    Me: I just pooped so much i feel anemic...<br />
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    Me: Lookit mah new Lambo figurine! *cell phone pic*<br />
    Mogan: You need to let me come over so I can rape him<br />
    Me: He's two inches tall, how are you gonna rape him?<br />
    Mogan: MASTERBATION!<br />
    Me: YAAY---NOOOOOO!!!<br />
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    Me: Someone in gamestop thought margy was a mother, she went to pick up her pokemon game that came with a free toy and the guy was like 'do you have any kids at home? would you like another?'<br />
    Turtle: huh?<br />
    Me: so she got another pokemon for me :3<br />
    Turtle:Oh! Pokemon! I thought you were talking about children. "Do you have children at home? would you like another child?"<br />
    Me: xDDDDD "we're giving free children away with our games. would you like another?" xDDD<br />
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